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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

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men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting

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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. i've posted about it before; it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thank you!!!

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i think bianca di angelo would be so furious that they lost nico after she died. that he was able to just run away and get manipulated. (i know they looked for him, but *still*.) even though she was promised the camp would be a safe and accepting place for him. and dont get me started on how mad she’d be that the 7 (except hazel, of course, my angel) hesitated to save nico from that jar.

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I was thinking about this the other day, but I'm really happy for Michael Kovach and that he was able to climb out of Hazbin's shadow into a brighter place. One where he doesn't have to contend with *too* horrible a fan base, gets better numbers, and isn't working for someone so terrible that they actively spread malicious rumours about him and his former partner.

Oh, same. He seems like such a chill guy, and Viv and the fandom were terrible to both him and Ashley. He deserves all the good things that have come his way.

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"clinical test for autism" fuckssake just explain to me in detail the up-to-4000-year-old-history of the paisley textile pattern and release me on an unsuspecting adult dinner party

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and transphobes have such a depressing world view. "actually gender is a cage you should be locked in from birth, not a home you get to choose and build for yourself"

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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It's important to remember that Luigi Mangione is being framed for murder. The "evidence" they have on him is absolute clown shoes absurd.

They're trying to win this by swaying public opinion. That's why they're doing movie deals about it and staging ridiculous photo ops.

They're gonna try to give this kid the death penalty to cover up for their own gross incompetence and in the hopes that they scare the working class out of trying to fight back.

Please don't help them do this by using his name as a synonym for political assassinations. Please do not perpetuate the idea that he's guilty.

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Gaza banner-drop at Cornell University in Ithaca, NY

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kris goes to the moon

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"Two Paid Ads And A Trans Girl's G-Rated Selfie" (tumblr, 2025)