“It’s movie time” -Gregg TurkingtonI’m not your average nietzschean boymoder, as my creator, Yakub, long ago transpermically endowed me with the secrets of the cosmos, which I hold very close to my wittle heart | 15 | Samuel 18:25 | Agatha fans DNI |
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Got a few things for Christmas, really excited to see where this season of On Cinema is going.
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depressing gregg turkington edit because I just saw entertainment
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the biggest mystery of on cinema is why does gregg not consider Airheads a popcorn classic
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things you start thinking about when yyou dont watch your favorite thing for a while
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I think On Cinema and TimGregg is fundamentally about two codependent people who are so self-obsessed that they can’t acknowledge how much they need and desire one another. I still think that the series should end with Tim and Gregg losing everything except for their relationship with each other.
the extended ongoing tragedy that they both need each other really badly, but to tim being with gregg is like settling for the life hes spent the last decade running away from. his relationship with gregg does not fit into the idealized (and unattainable) fantasy of being a cool action movie star or having a family or being a politician or whatever other identity hes cooked up that season
season 13 would have been a good ending to the show, though i like everything thats happened since then and i kind of just want them to make it forever. the end of the latest oscar special felt sort of poetic to me, if they die together at the end of the series i think at this point that would also feel right
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I failed.
Happy Haloween!
Unfortunately I didn’t really do much this year but that’s ok because I made this Minecraft With Gadget Jack O’ Lantern. I also watched a few movies (Batman Forever, The Batman, and the Little Shop of Horrors director’s cut). I wanted to watch Phantom of the Paradise too but I ran out of time.

There’s also a Skibidi Toilet on the back 💀

Anyway, now that October has ended, it’s time for No Nostalgia Critic November.
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Gregg Turkington in-character in a documentary about cursed movies talking about the wizard of oz
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Happy Haloween!
Unfortunately I didn’t really do much this year but that’s ok because I made this Minecraft With Gadget Jack O’ Lantern. I also watched a few movies (Batman Forever, The Batman, and the Little Shop of Horrors director’s cut). I wanted to watch Phantom of the Paradise too but I ran out of time.

There’s also a Skibidi Toilet on the back 💀

Anyway, now that October has ended, it’s time for No Nostalgia Critic November.
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Homo vs. Hetero from Life in Hell by Matt Groening, 1983
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Tim x Gregg edit
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