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What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?

I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically

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some random sunny doodles :p

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dennis also tries to scam ppl but he sucks at it

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hero or hate crime

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rise and fall of a philly princess

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i find a strange comfort in sunny even though i probably shouldnt, but their weird bond with one another makes me so emotional its like yeah theyre all outcasts but theyre outcasts together yk

also i was rewatching moral orel i swear i cant watch this show without thinking about mac in orels place

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this is like the third time this has happened

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I hope they EXPLODE (lovingly)

yall im cooking some more macdennis art trust

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is there a fic where dennis is actually really bad and insecure and prissy about sucking dick because he hasn't done it in a long time (and even then it was mostly just him letting some guy fuck his mouth while he was too drunk for it to count) but mac loooooves head and he's stupidly good at it so dennis has to humiliate himself by letting mac coach him in the art of unselfconscious dick sucking because he'll be godDAMNed if mac is better at sex than him 😤

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the gang + text posts/tweets pt 7

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making sunny gifs will have you staring at your own laptop in disbelief. how is this a real scene

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my fave clip from the iasip dvd wrestling promo

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it's what he deserves

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girl get up

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frank has been handling most of mac and dennis’s taxes and finances and shit for years and a while back he came to the realization that it would save him a good amount of time and money if those two just had a joint account. so he casually slipped them a couple of documents to sign one day and so for the past few years mac and dennis have been legally married with no idea whatsoever.

the thing is when they do find out dennis is all pissed off that frank kept it a secret from them more than he’s pissed off about being married to mac. and mac is all pissed off that the sanctity of marriage was ruined because they never even had a wedding. and dennis is like wait That’s what you’re mad about? and mac is all like yeah! i always thought that when i’d get married one day there would be a whole wedding in a big ass church and they’d be playing bon jovi on the organ and god would be watching. and then dennis starts getting a tension headache and it escalates into a heated debate/yelling match about weddings.

and frank is like woah woah woah woah alright listen best i can do is a cake and some streamers and we’ll clean cricket up a little and he can be your priest is that good is that gonna get you two off my back about this? and the truth is they both suddenly got really excited about the idea of a wedding so they’re like… yeah okay fine whatever.

AND THEN

they’re like fuck okay we gotta speedrun this whole thing starting with batchelor parties. mac drags charlie along with him and dennis drags dee to his. mac is all like i want today to be full of beefcakes i wanna have one last big gay hoorah without having to think about dennis at all and then spends the entire day talking about dennis anyway and charlie is on the verge of blowing his brains out. meanwhile dennis spends all day trying to justify marrying mac to dee as a logical and financial thing and how he’s definitely not in love with him or anything like yes he’s his best friend and yes they share a level of intimacy that they could never have with anyone else and yes sometimes it’s sexual but it’s not Romantic and dee is also on the brink of blowing her brains out all day.

eventually it starts getting competitive and both of them desperately wanna out-do the other’s bachelor party and things get a little too intense (cops, crack, hookers, knives, the mcpoyles, you name it) and they all wind up back at the bar at the end of the night drunk and high out of their minds and just happy to see each other.

they get married hungover in paddys the next day