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My favourite bit of BG3 lore is that Withers is legitimately responsible for the Dead Three, but he's probably too embarrassed to tell you, so every time you ask him to elaborate he just gives you a very stern, "Noooo."

I also love that the reason he's responsible for their uprising is because he got bored. He literally got bored of his position as Lord of the Dead and wanted to retire, so when these three morally questionable humans came looking for godhood he was like, "Hmmm. Yes, okay. Here. Take my portfolios. Fight over them. I don't care. I quit."

So after bowling with skulls in a friendly competition to decide who would get what portfolio, they took up his powers and wreaked havoc on the world. Only at that moment did Jergal, AKA Withers, AKA our precious Bone Daddy think, "I'm just now, internally, asking myself, in quite a worried way, whether I might've made an error."

So he joins your merry band and watches your escapades, calmly twiddling his fingers while you clean up his mess. He's happy to lend his aid, even to the point that he'll bring Durge back to life if they reject Bhaal, even though he technically shouldn't. But he's Withers. The rules don't apply to him. If Ao doesn't like it, he can descend from the Heavens and say it to his rotting face.

And the reason he saves Durge isn't necessarily because he likes them or because he's a morally good entity (though one certainly could make that argument), but because he wants to add insult to injury. He steals Bhaal's child with a big smile on his face, dubs them his Chosen, and praises them for rejecting all the power they were promised. But of course, he still doesn't tell them who he is—or rather who he was.

Then, when all is said and done, he throws Tav and their companions a cute little party. No one knows it's probably half a thank you party and half a "Withers is bored again" party. And if anyone misbehaves, he'll get irritated and whisk them away. Because how dare they? He put a lot of work into that.

And at the end of it all, he walks up to a mural of the Dead Three and basically goes, "Lmao. Thou didst fuck around, and thou didst find out." Just savagely roasting them.

And then poof!

He waves them into non-existence.

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LoD as textposts, part "i lost count"

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Why is it always them?

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Which one of the companions makes you feel the SAFEST? (You, not your OC! For the sake of this question, you and this companion don't know each other well and are trapped alone together for a week. You don't get into any battles but you must share space, sleeping quarters, and food)

Safe being defined as Physically, mentally, AND emotionally

Please share this for a larger sample size!

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Minthara in days past & her dead men's throne ♥

Quick pose ref/armour draw exploration thingy from a while back. Happy (belated) international women's day. I'm sorry women </3

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abdirak baldursgate you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they’ll kill you

(find me on patreon!)

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this tweet from abdirak’s writer makes me SO happy

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Abdirak?? You good bud? Who switched this man's ritual bdsm mace to vibrate mode

I didnt realise he'd run away up here when I started killing goblins and now I think he's stuck 😭

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Couldn’t stop thinking about what would've happened if Matt actually answered the door, when Karen and Foggy showed up at his place completely wasted. So I made a few excerpts

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Animated Trading Card - Mister Fantastic

Created by Joel Furtado

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I cant help it I love men covered in blood

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Nothing has encapsulated the "Matt Murdock is submissive and breedable" vision more than these scenes have

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John Waters is the Mr. Rogers of the filthy queers

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*softly* fuck

"I don't have mask kink, why would you say that?"

Meanwhile characters I like:

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Reblog if you want Matt Murdock to break your back you