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this idea is good but it upsets me so i'm gonna forget that i read it

I love the “Steve has good parents, they’re just not on camera.”

Steve’s dad walks in on Eddie and Steve making out, both shirtless. Eddie freaks the fuck out and Steve just sheepishly smiles at his father.

“I know I told you not to lock your door, but I take that back because I don’t want to see that again.”

“Thanks Dad!”

“Use protection!”

…

He walks into a house full of random children. The kids and Steve’s dad are just staring at each other.

“You’re paying to feed these kids, right?”

“No, you are.”

“Well shit.”

“Language, there are children!”

“Do I get to know these children who I have financially adopted?”

…

Hopper, who is over at the Harrington house to speak to Steve. Mr Harrington walks in to see the chief of police sitting on his couch. He sees Steve in the kitchen and quickly makes his way over.

“Steve! What is the chief of police doing here?”

“He’s a family friend.”

“What family?” Mr Harrington snaps back, gesturing at himself.

“He’s my friend?”

“I don’t see a world where you randomly become friends with the chief of police”

“I got caught with drugs?”

“Then why isn’t he arresting you?” Mr Harrington points to Steve’s cuff-less wrists.

“Can’t tell you?”

“Why?”

“I signed an NDA?”

“Steve, why the fuck would you do that? I’m a lawyer, you don’t just sign NDAs at a whim.”

“To be completely fair, I was concussed every time or they used a friend to threaten me.”

“It shouldn’t stand up in court then. Who did you sign it for?”

“The US government.”

“Fuck.”

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character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

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EMBODIMENT: A PORTRAIT OF QUEER LIFE IN AMERICA

Ducky and her friends, 2008 | Kate and Laurel, 2007 | Princeton and Lena, 2009 | Ronnie and Jo, 2005 | Simon and West, 9AM | Damian and Daughters, 2009 | Cat and Brittany, 2009 | Jentleman of Distinction, 2009 | Mandy, 2005 | David and Isaac, 2007

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Droooooling in class

Why yes this WAS inspired by Troye Sivyan One of Your Girls on stage performance xx. The vibe is Popstar x Rockstar paprazzi bait romance to lovers xx

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this comic means so much to me pls

do I only draw eddie in cutoff tees to show his binder? perhaps

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doechii for president 🫡

to me this is the coolest thing a female rapper has done in a photoshoot maybe ever

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yeah ok

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i fw alllll of these so much holy shit

Destined for an alternate dimension...

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no i miss toys sooooo bad. pls i wanna play with calico critters and those cool building blocks PLEASEEEEE

i miss toys

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that image of him on the motorcycle is soooo cool and hot pls

My deadpool😌🐞

I made this inbetween commissions because i don’t post most of my comms and i need to post something on here too. also i need to save the brainrot somehow. After i’ll be done with the comms, i’ll do the Steve version. Only☝️ if this thing does well on here. Kay, peace out✌️

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fools

I know it is my father's first time on this Earth, too. And I know He had it worse when he was little.

But I was little too.

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

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the woman dies.

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OH GOD I LOVE THWM SO BAD

I've been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension

1krequest for @mission2mordor who asked:

Congrats on 1k!! (I’m so excited for your bang art btw) Rocky Horror Picture Show AU? However you want to draw it!

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i feel like my period is a cleansing time. i like feeling the pain of it only to realize it's temporary and it will clean out whatever i'm not using. reminds me i'm a person not a machine, that i serve myself, that i have blood that demands attention idk. i obviously get horrible cramps and feel horrible but it's something i need.

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they're my little babies i love when they are happy

Hellcheer 😴

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this will play in my head every time they kiss in a fix now

More kisses cause I wanted Steve burying his hands in Eddie’s hair? ✨