glitter-in-my-wake
glitter-in-my-wake
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my name is jess (she/her) 19 y/o my weaknesses are glitter and alfredo and am always down for LOTR marathons.
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glitter-in-my-wake · 5 years ago
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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the mother called her babies just for me ;;;
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.
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Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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the notes are broken 😂
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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Hospital T-Rex
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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john cage’s 4’33” is fucking silence
someone put a copyright on the absence of sound
and then disabled the audio of a video
of the absence of sound
what a time to be alive
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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The arrow points the other way when FedEx is written in Arabic
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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Reasons Why Retail Jobs are Harder than Office Jobs.
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous
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glitter-in-my-wake · 8 years ago
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the babadook is the gay icon we didn’t know we needed
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