my name is jess (she/her) 19 y/o my weaknesses are glitter and alfredo and am always down for LOTR marathons.
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the mother called her babies just for me ;;;
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i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
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My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.
Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.
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john cage’s 4’33” is fucking silence
someone put a copyright on the absence of sound
and then disabled the audio of a video
of the absence of sound
what a time to be alive
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The arrow points the other way when FedEx is written in Arabic
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Reasons Why Retail Jobs are Harder than Office Jobs.
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FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.
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has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me
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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
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this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react
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Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous
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the babadook is the gay icon we didn’t know we needed
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