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her royal majesty New Document, (1) (1) (1) (1) (1) (1)th of her name
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Mr j my cat has a crush on you and he is a boy
That's how things are these days
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I also feel like it's worth mentioning women weren't allowed to fence Epee in the Olympics until 1996 and weren't allowed to fence Saber until 2004


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fact is no female was bothered by her body hair until she noticed the females around her had none. i was never bothered by my bare face, until i noticed all my friends wore makeup during birthday parties. i was never bothered by my casual, comfortable clothing until i noticed the girls around me were wearing extremely feminine and tight clothing.
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and now you're just somebiden that I used to joe
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My aborted girlfriend would have reblogged my post.
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“I want the inside of this house to feel modern, bright and new!” then why the fuck did you buy a vintage, dark and old house in pristine condition?????
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Isn't this the person who posted the public sex poll, argued that not wanting people to have sex in front of you in public is fascism and homophobia, and responded to criticism by posting about his dribbling cock?
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Three friends share a carcass at Potrero Ranch outside of Kingsville, TX, USA.
Black Vulture (Coragyps atratus), family Cathartidae, order Accipitriformes
Harris Hawk's aka Bay-winged Hawk (Parabuteo unicinctus), family Accipitridae, order Accipitriformes
Crested Caracara (Caracara plancus cheriway), family Falconidae, order Falconiformes
photograph by Josefina Espinosa Salumunek
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From my bestie in Thailand. The second sign went up hours later
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