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while I don’t agree with that referring to men in their 30s-early 40s as “old man yaoi”, I UNDERSTAND why many people who primarily consume honest-to-goodness BL manga are quicker to call it that, because there is just such poor representation for men that aren’t hairless dehydrated 20-something twunks. They’re wrong, but I get why it happens.

I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.

So I would like to propose new vocabulary: Grown Ass Yaoi. yaoi that’s grown ass men. they’re not old but they’re not young adults either. you get me? Grown Ass Yaoi

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It doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or even dead. I just simply don't care.

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thinking about middle aged gay love is like. we have a future and we have time

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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

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I bet he’s gonna be really chill in the next episode.👀

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✞ 666 ✞

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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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I miss the era where there'd be outtakes to animated movies like toy story or early 2000s barbie movies that shit was hilarious and so wholesome

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//⚠️TW: flashing lights, eyestrain, spooky⚠️

let’s see how many of them voted for me!

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rotating them in my mind....

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

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I love their doomed dynamic so much👏👏👏

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Abstragedy has me in a CHOKEHOLD

‘Plug in…’ by Bastille is gonna be playing at their wedding.

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Okay enough fluff, BACK TO SUFFERING.

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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal