glitterslag
glitterslag
first he bangs the drum then he bangs ya mum x
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Good times make soft men? Good. Soft men make me hard.
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Avril Lavigne in 2004 ⋆ ˚。⋆✩
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tell me in the tags if you sleep w the tv on/music playing or if it has to be pitch black/silent
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love when nonfiction books have a few pages of pictures in the middle. that kicks ass, every book should have a halftime show
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frolicking with mama :)
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bringing this back in time for season 4
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emotional support tumblr user who will be posting regardless of employment status
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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell
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Al Pacino behind the scenes of The Godfather (1972)
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if i was donnas dad and this fucking guy came into my house to sing this stupidass song id have kicked his ass
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brb trying this
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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
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