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Good times make soft men? Good. Soft men make me hard.
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tell me in the tags if you sleep w the tv on/music playing or if it has to be pitch black/silent
#pitch black and deathly silent on account of growing up in the middle of nowhere with parents who go to bed at 8pm#although some white noise works great as well like the dehumidifier#I've lived under the heathrow flight path before and on the side of the M1 and both times i got used to it p fast tho
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love when nonfiction books have a few pages of pictures in the middle. that kicks ass, every book should have a halftime show
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bringing this back in time for season 4
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emotional support tumblr user who will be posting regardless of employment status
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you must always think about a mentor figure exploiting the power imbalance with their mentee. and you must sexualise it as well. otherwise a gazillion hungry angels are going to hell
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Al Pacino behind the scenes of The Godfather (1972)
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if i was donnas dad and this fucking guy came into my house to sing this stupidass song id have kicked his ass
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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
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