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does anyone have any hacks for getting rid of excess household gods. the little fuckers won’t stop getting in and they won’t fall for the humane traps but I really dont want to have to fuckin spray the damn place pls help

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come on dude

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I’d be very late getting into final fantasy but I just know once I do I’m going to become ungovernable. I just know Im going to go apeshit for sephiroth. I want to watch that man suffer

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grandma ate my fucking pizza

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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underdiscussed instance of touchscreens/smart tech in places where it shouldn’t be: cardio machines. yeah great job you put a touchscreen on an item where people are going to sweat all over it and it’s going to glitch because it can’t handle contact with moisture

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I’m way behind on Tumblr. Barely keeping up on tiktok with Butch positivity.

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I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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I think that the real essence of a 'trans' story isn't actually about gender at all, so much as it's about going through a transition from one state where you're miserable and unhappy and wish for death or feel like you're already dead to another radically different state where...you're content. You're just content. You had something chronically wrong with you, like a painful screeching that just becomes the background noise of your existence and then...it's gone. You are, in some ineffable cosmic sense, where you belong.

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hey The Economist you can just say you’re boring and a coward and leave the fantasy discussions to the pros. Im fucking orcs while singing merry o deedle dum diddle and theres nothing you can do to stop me

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

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don't know what I was dreaming abt last night but I woke up with thee phrase "The Sicilian iPad" clearly in my head. thee emphasis on these words was such that it implied this was an important and dramatic object like a coveted or influential art piece

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why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku