globgor-of-mewnie

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Moon and Eclipsa look so good together. They should be a couple…

“Can’t say I agree. Putting aside the fact they’re both HAPPILY married women, Moon is too obsessed with the opinion of others to ever be with Eclipsa. She’d constantly try to contain my love’s free spirit, and she’s had enough of that for both lifetimes, thank you!”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Send 👀 to walk in on my muse naked

Add 'reverse' for my muse to walk in on yours

[globgor-of-mewnie]

I decided to write your entire story with Eclipsa in a notebook. Are there any important points you can tell me about your story?

“You are? That’s an amazing idea! You can be like a rogue journalist who risks their job to reveal the hidden truth! You’ll be unpopular, but the TV series based off of you will be a hit!”

“I only have two requests. One is that the truth is not a fairy tale and shouldn’t be written as such. There were terrible acts committed by both sides, some unforgivable no matter the intentions behind them. Don’t try to sugarcoat it. If it makes people uncomfortable, good. The only way to stop history from repeating is to learn from it.

My second request is to please let everyone know that Eclipsa was forced to marry Shastacan. Many hold her in contempt for cheating, but c’mon! Cheating implies a betrayal, and that dirtbag never cared about her. Just…please use your journal to clear her name. I’m not asking you to lie, be honest in the mistakes she’s made. I just want to remove some of the ridiculous slander she’s had to endure over the years.”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Globby can we do a rp?

“Always, my beloved.”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Hey Globgor, why we can't see you anymore? We missed your post. Pls came back.

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Riiiiiiiip!

Globgor and his family walk through a portal created by the Inter-dimensional Scissors.

“Oh, how they scoffed at us! They said it couldn’t be done! Yet here we are! We’ve collected a national magnet from every dimension known to Mewni! All [redacted] of them!” He grins at his wife while pointing at his mouth. “Check it out, honey! I’m still cursed to where I can’t say the actual number! See? ‘[Redacted]’! Ha! It makes my lips tingle!”

He reaches inside the box he’s brought and pulls out a handful of magnets. He hands them to Meteora. “Alright baby girl, I want you to find every metal surface you can find and go crazy! Display our spoils to the world!”

Meteora salutes before beginning her quest with a determined waddle.

“How long were we gone for anyway?” Eclipsa asks, looking around for any sort of drastic changes.

“Not sure. Time is very inconsistent throughout the multiverse. But I imagine it hasn’t been very long! I mean, I haven’t gotten a single ask on my Tumblr blog since we left! And you know how much our lovely followers like to ask us questions, both insightful and inappropriate!”

Eclipsa purses her lips. “Dear….I don’t think Tumblr is a multi-universal site. Have you checked it since we’ve returned?”

Globgor pulls out his cell phone and taps the app….which suddenly loads up for the first time in awhile.

“……Oops.”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Send me “Wed, Bed, Behead”

and three names—you know the drill

[globgor-of-mewnie]

What is the one thing you always wanted to say to my muse? And my muse cannot say or do anything other than posting an icon of their reaction.

[globgor-of-mewnie]

I can definitely see why eclipsa chose to be with you instead of that pompous spider infested walking talking powdered wig shastican . Forgive my vulgarity but you my friend . 😏 are an absolute snack 😏😏

“‘A snack’? Augh, that’s such a good pick-up line! Why didn’t I think of that one before I became a vegetarian? And thank you for the compliment. Can you believe I was actually jealous of Shastacan before I saw what a joke of a living being he was?”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Globgor didn’t even look at the stranger, but just scoffed and nodded in agreement. “Oh, I hear you, brother. But just try to bring that up at the dinner table. You will get some dirty looks from family and guests alike! Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad the war is over, but I miss being able to swap gory stories with other people.”

The monster looked over at the tinny voice, finally looking at the guy he had casually agreed with. His muscular body stiffened at the sight of the….sinister-looking but smartly dressed individual. And here he thought he’d seen every type of monster.

“Hah, um….that’s quiet a smile you got there…” he said lamely.

@voidfell

OPEN THREAD

"Skin is just leather waiting to happen."

Absolutely not something you want to hear someone say out loud, much less while whittling away at a small hunk of wood.

[globgor-of-mewnie]

i need a spinoff with these 3 as friends😔😔

Eclipsa met globgor while sneaking out and at first globgor is anniyed by the fact this mewman keeps looking for him everday and stuff but grows to like her company and become softer :))

Toffee is reasonably annoyed that his friend is hanging out with a mewman but grows to tolerate and to an extent like eclipsa especially when he sees how happy she makes globgor.

[globgor-of-mewnie]

River is racist. I've seen him gouging the belly of monsters before. Sorry to inform you about that but he is just like his wife

“I’ve done that and worse to Mewmans. Both races have done despicable things to each other. In order to have peace, we need to bury it in the past and focus on the present. And the present River decided to see me as a father rather than a villain, stood up for me in front of his entire kingdom, and saved me and my entire race from complete genocide. Whatever he’s done in the past, I will not hold him accountable for it. He deserves my forgiveness and much more!”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Hope you have a great Valentine's day

“Thank you very much! It’s my wife’s favorite Earth holiday. We’re going to have a wonderful time together!”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

How was your winter, did you make snowmen and drink cocoa with your family

“Um, try a snow village. Okay, so listen to this for a second: Basically, Frosty and wife basically start a family and become the rulers of their town of snow people. Everything is made of ice, and all things made of heat are forbidden. Which is unfortunate because they know once the sun returns, they and their homes must melt into liquid, only to come back to life again when the snow returns, where they’ll then have to rebuild their home from scratch. Because of this, many snow villagers try to conduct illegal experiments to find a way for them to handle the mysterious element of heat so that they may endure the sun and continue to thrive instead of having to reset at the end of each winter. Yes, many snow villagers have died or been imprisoned for such foolish acts, but the dream of never having to see their world fall apart again makes their sacrifices worth it in their eyes.

And yeah! We love hot cocoa! Thank you for asking!”

[globgor-of-mewnie]

……!

Globgor’s body instantly clenched the minute this….monster child said he wanted to ask him questions. So, this was another interrogation. He could feel the threat of vomit rising in his throat. What kind of methods of torture would this kid use? Knives? Fire? Or worst of all…the whip?

…

Globgor blinked in confusion at the boy’s line of questions. He wasn’t asking about anything political. Just…random facts. In fact, he didn’t sound like he was demanding the answers either. He sounded more like Star when she asked for details about his love story with his wife. Excited and eager. Did he misread the situation?

His body relaxed as his face matched the boy’s in term of curiosity, though his more skeptic. Just who was this kid? The older monster hadn’t exactly caught all the questions thrown at him. He hoped he wasn’t some crazy fanboy. Princess Ponyhead warned him they’d for come for him one day…

Shaking his head, Globgor decided not to let himself by intimidated by a child he knew nothing about. He was an adult and a parent after all. He straightened himself up the best he could and cleared his throat.

“Young man, are you aware that I’m currently tied up? Before I answer anything, you need to do me a solid and free me! And I hope you had nothing to do with this, because every person who ever tried to imprison me is dead now. Now, I’ll go easy on you since you’re just a kid, but only if you correct your mistake this minute!”

@trickywanderer

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Globgor woke up from the feeling of his furry chin tapping his chest. It gave him a jolt, allowing to slowly regain consciousness. He knew something was amiss once he realized he was in a sitting position as opposed to laying down.

He was not in his bed. Had he fallen asleep while working? He tried to lift a hand to rub the sleep out of his pair of eyes but found that he couldn’t. This caused alarm bells to go off in his head, wiping away any remainder of sleep. He knew all too well the feeling of being tied up.

Sure enough, Globgor looked down at himself to see that he was chained to some sort of large chair. His upper body was bound to the back while his wrists were on the arms. His feet were stuck to the legs. On top of that, he was the only physical thing to be seen in this empty, white room that he didn’t recognize.

What had he been doing before he fell asleep? No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t remember…

Globgor gave an annoyed huff. “Okay so….” he said to himself, “either I’m in some sort of trouble….or Eclipsa got me to agree to something weird last night.”

@tricksoolo

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Sneak around mewni with you

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@globgor-of-mewnie

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Raise the trumpet Sound the drum He whom the prophet spoke of long ago has come -Satanic Messiah, The Mountain Goats

[globgor-of-mewnie]

Sing In the night In the nameless dark Father long gone, But we bear his mark -Transcendental Youth, The Mountain Goats