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benjamin sisko, single dad who works two jobs (jesus and mall manager) loves his kid and never stops

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A mech discord server with a vent channel where all the messages are just ‘FWSSHHHHHH -heat level reduced’

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“Laios is such a freak, he’s too weird” OH NO! my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery! What’s next? The sexy hunk is too autistic? GET OUT OF HERE!!

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does anyone know where this moss covered stone everyone is carving their names into cause honestly im feeling a bit left out

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ice cream u scream

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kris get the gun

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[ID: An AO3 tag that reads “Dove of Questionable Vitality: Ingest With Caution]

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I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.

That’s enough to keep me going.

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hit it tenna!

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Lol

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hearing "lost girl" play in ralsei's room has made me slightly crazy

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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Leaves light on...

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lets once again pour one out for clovers one lesbian head

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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James Showdown (James Off) - Round 3