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kinda funny that bill mocks stan for breathing through his mouth when sleeping because both bros do that (and also, of course, they're both loud snorers)
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will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them
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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time
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an angel falls from heaven straight into your trash can wyd?
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Why don鈥檛 they ever show the bench during kiss cams. Just to see what could happen
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You gotta hand it to the war thunder players. I would also rather commit Treason than let someone be wrong online
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I鈥檓 thinking of your face, bathed in the spray of broken happiness
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ladies, if the girl you want to have sex with is "too far gone" and "beyond saving" or maybe even "lost her grip on humanity" then you have to do the only sensible things and flip sides! betray your comrades to have sex with her!
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whenever i watch these doomed-to-ruin mentor/mentee movies about obsession and ambition i'm always like man i bet it feels good as fuck to be a terrifying authority figure's chosen protege this guy must've been bricked tf up the entire time shame about the ruin though
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Wrestling interviews where they don鈥檛 break kayfabe are so funny because it鈥檒l just be like normal sports interview shit until the guy is like well when my buddy Blade Daniels accepted the dark crystal into his heart I thought it was all over
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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American
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Choosing to believe Ford fucked the Oracle just because Bill would be so beyond livid about it
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I'm bored, so I publish this here XD. Does it mean something? Idk, I just thought it looked cool
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You'll hear things about tubing mascara, like how it looks, feels, and cleans a million times better than regular mascara, and you'll try it and find that all that is true. But what they don't warn you is that regular mascara sucks shit now
#im out of my tubing mascara and have to use something else#the drugstore is consistently sold out of it lol#glowing posts#i know no one on this website wears makeup. but if you do#try milani tubing mascara its genuinely my favorite product ever created
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