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i have no interest in watching any of the human centipede movies but the imdb description of human centipede 3 is downright baffling.
"as a solution to his problems" what problems could he possibly be having that could be solved by creating a 500-person human centipede. i feel like creating and sustaining a 500-person human centipede is infinitely more work and creates a whole host of new problems than not creating a 500-person human centipede
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
#like i dont believe in the death penalty but i do wish more rich people would put themselves on submarines yknow#ce la vie#< prev tags#I absolutely agree#no government or organisation should have the right or power to kill#but I also def think rape victim should get to throw acid on their abusers#so
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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wife saw me taking this pic in the CVS and sighed so loudly
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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it
shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you
which could mean nothing
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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it's getting too warm outside. I may need to intervene
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this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont
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