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”zhank you, zeobling.”

LOVE YOUR OCS!!! YOU DID GREAT ON THEM!! EVEN IF THEYRE OVERPOWERED!! EVEN IF THEYRE EDGY!! EVEN IF THEYRE CLICHE!! YOU PUT SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT INTO THEM AND YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM AND LOVE YOURSELF FOR MAKING THEM!!! 

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Okay, I’m gonna be taking a break.

I’ll still be online a bit but there ain’t gonna be alot of posts on all accounts, just wanna take a little time off.

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”..fuck you..” *he looked away in embarrassment, he definitely didn’t like that.*

*he was guarding around the camp, MP5 ready. He turned to gnarpy and decided to make small talk because he was bored*

“Why are you around here?”

@the-war-alien

”why zhould I tell you? And I have a better queztion, why are you guarding zhiz plaze? Itz full of imbezile humanz!” *he raises his voice slightly, he didn’t like that you were protecting a place that humans go*

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”i find zhat to be a wazte of preciouz time, you could be conquering zhe world! Yet you protect zheze earthlingz.”

*he was guarding around the camp, MP5 ready. He turned to gnarpy and decided to make small talk because he was bored*

“Why are you around here?”

@the-war-alien

”why zhould I tell you? And I have a better queztion, why are you guarding zhiz plaze? Itz full of imbezile humanz!” *he raises his voice slightly, he didn’t like that you were protecting a place that humans go*

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*he was guarding around the camp, MP5 ready. He turned to gnarpy and decided to make small talk because he was bored*

“Why are you around here?”

@the-war-alien

”why zhould I tell you? And I have a better queztion, why are you guarding zhiz plaze? Itz full of imbezile humanz!” *he raises his voice slightly, he didn’t like that you were protecting a place that humans go*

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Intro post

”well hello, I am zhe greatezt gnarpian in zhe word! My name iz gnarpy, don’t be a moron.”

(hi! It’s @iburntthewateragain and this is my gnarpy blog!)

(so keep in mind that this gnarpy follows a little story that he was in the same military my OC von kaizer was.. they don’t have a good relationship (btw he is gonna get his own ask blog))

(this is supposed to be pre-redesign gnarpy but I do not support the original creator in any way.)

HCs:

💫 most of his threats are all empty but he can fight 💫 isn’t the best at being nice (no shit) 💫 ticklish belly and foot paws worst are the worst spots 💫 touch starved but might scratch you if you try to give him affection 💫 favorite human fruit is grape but favorite garz food is garz burgers 💫 besides a zapper he has a switch blade 💫 even though he isn’t as tough as he says he can fight pretty well 💫 he is 15 in gnarpian years but 72 in human years

💫 likes to do experiments on people and doesn’t like how people protect humans

for those concerned about pronouns: just use he/him for easiness, i do.

RULES!:

NO NSFW HE IS A MINOR! NSFW and offensive jokes allowed though

you are allowed to kill him (I will bring him back in a different post), beat him up, bully him. I know y’all hate this cat as much as I do.

anons allowed just don’t be weird same thing for tickle asks just don’t be weird