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cyberpunk assassin transfem covered in the blood of her enemies who can very clearly see you poorly attempting to hide your erection.
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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
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Its pride month
You know what that means >:)
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i didn't miss #makeaterriblecomicday, there's still more than an hour left in my timezone, it's fiiiine! much like i'm sure YOU didn't miss this buny's really cool trick!
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MONSTER MOMMY GHILAN'NAIN Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)
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Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.
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insert cute drawing of hungry girl here
hello!! if anyone would like to help out with getting something to eat tonight / some groceries for the house i would really appreciate it!
venmo cashapp pp
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Who's stronger Goku or a teenage girl in love
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I was reading earlier today about how, in Scandinavian folklore, the nomenclature that's usually rendered as "ring" in modern English can variously refer to bracelets, armlets, or torcs as well as to finger rings. It's usually clear from context which is intended, though there are some legendary "rings" whose form is not specified in surviving accounts.
This ambiguity is, of course, not present in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings; though the work and its titular object are inspired by these sagas, the One Ring is clearly described as a finger ring. However, my brain has seized upon the finger-ring-or-bracelet ambiguity and spontaneously produced an anachronistic 1990s teen movie version of The Lord of the Rings in which the One "Ring" is a cursed slap bracelet.
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in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income
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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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“We all knew that he was obviously quite ill, and it was pretty clear that this was going to be the last role he would play in a movie. And the fact that it was one of the Final Destination movies made it that much more poignant. Zach Lipovsky and Adam Stein, our directors, they made a very shrewd decision to take the last couple of lines that were scripted and say, ‘Tony, just say what you would want to say to the fans. What would you like to impart to them in this moment?' So, everything that makes that scene so emotional is authentic because that was just Tony talking through the camera to the very fans who supported him for so many years. So, it was a very magical moment on set."
Craig Perry, producer for FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (2025)
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seeing ‘its an ot3 no love triangle or cheating!’ it could use a little cheating if i had to be honest
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this meeting could habve been an epic key change on the chorus following the bridge
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gilbert gottfried voice...armored core six...da fires of rubiconnn
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