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Don't let the muggles get you down
I'm a slut for Marvel, Tolkien, BBC Sherlock, Harry Potter, languages especially German and Russian, Naruto and History, Asa Butterfield and Levi 😍
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Conversation
Geralt: What master do you serve?
Cahir: What master do I serve? What, am I supposed to say Jesus?
Geralt: You're from Nilfgaard.
Cahir: Not from Nilfgaard, I'm from Vicovaro.
Geralt: Vicovaro is in Nilfgaard, dipshit!
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Scoia'tael vs Blue Stripes
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Roche: We’re here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people!
Iorveth: 492.
Ves: This has gone on for too long, and now you’re going to pay!
Iorveth: 355.
Roche: We are… We… What are you..?
Iorveth: No, go on dh’oine. Continue. Don’t mind me.
Roche: And… we are the ones who will stop you!
Iorveth: Oh, wow! 519.
Roche: That’s it! What the hell are you doing elf?
Iorveth: It’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often from dh’oines. So I started keeping a mental list of how often I hear certain lines.
Roche: Are you insane?!
Iorveth: And 290!
Ves: Yeah? Well, uh… we’re going to… FUCK YOUR FACE!
Iorveth: Oh, my!
Iorveth: 22.
Geralt: Hey, you!
Iorveth: Huh?
Geralt: You’re Iorveth, right?
Iorveth: …Yes?
Geralt: Good! I’m gonna deck you in the schnozz!
Iorveth:
Iorveth: …What?
Ciaran, to other scoia'tael: Oh my god, guys he’s never heard that one!
Roche: Geralt, what the hell?
Geralt: One of my witcher brothers always threatened me this way.
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The beacons of Gondor are alight, calling for aid. War is kindled. See, there is the fire on Amon Dîn, and flame on Eilenach; and there they go speeding west: Nardol, Erelas, Min-Rimmon, Calenhad, and the Halifirien on the borders of Rohan.
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING
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…And it all starts with a first line…
“Boy, alot of guys are getting killed over there!” -Steve Rogers
“Another!” -Thor Odinson
“Oh, I get it, you guys aren’t allowed to talk!” -Tony Stark
“Calm down. What’s wrong?” -Bruce Banner
“It’s no problem.” -Natasha Romanoff
“One shot, one kill, sir. Just give the word.” -Clint Barton
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Anime: Naruto / Shippuden ( October 03, 2002 ∞ March 23, 2017) 。
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au where JK Rowling leaves Fred Weasley the fuck alone
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