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Kylo Ren The Prince Of Darkness

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Did drawing Kylux p*rn cure my depression? No, but at least I had some fun working on it.

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a kylux commission i did over on twitter 💫🌌

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Kylo in various hairstyles

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happy hux

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the girlss are fighting!!

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kylux who dated as teens, but it crashed and burned. when the worst of the animosity passed, they became friends again. they both have absolutely terrible taste in people and go through one bad relationship after the other.

in their thirties, they're both burned out. after hux's last and final disaster, they make an oath to never date again. it doesn't take long for kylo to get antsy. going on dates has been his main hobby for a long time. being free on friday night doesn't sit well with him. hux suggests kylo take him out. they're friends, so it won't be awkward. they already know each other, so they can both be themselves and hux doesn't mind being kylo's plus one, for whatever nonsense he wants to go to. it takes a lot of effort for kylo to not put his hands on hux. being tactile is a big part of how kylo flirts and even though they're friend-dates and not date-dates, kylo has a hard time stopping. hux has spent a lifetime watching kylo flirt – been on the receiving end as well – and is well aware. he can tell kylo feels bad and tells him to just go ahead and do it. it's not like it's gonna lead anywhere. if touching him makes kylo happy, then why not?

it goes well for a number of weeks. every friday, kylo takes hux somewhere new. they hang out, they have fun (kylo drapes himself all over hux). it's all the fun of dating, without the anxiety of whether or not they're a good match – there will always be another date. the lack of sex isn't a problem, per se. kylo has been single for extended periods of time before. he invests in a couple of new toys; it's not a problem.

until it sort of is.

spending every friday night watching hux suck on bottle necks and tumbler rims makes his mind wander.

"i miss kissing," he says, apropos of nothing. hux raises his eyebrow in question, after draining his glass. "are you a good kisser?"

"if this is you hitting on me–"

"it's not."

hux makes a considering sound. "i don't think i was bad when you and i ... you know. but i'd like to think i'm better now. by the looks of it, you are, too."

kylo grins. "been watching me kiss, have you?"

hux snorts. "hard not to, sometimes. you have no sense of propriety." kylo feels his cheeks heat up. "you're not as aggressive as you used to be. with me."

"yeah, well," kylo clears his throat, "you always complained about that."

"you never did take criticism well."

"you were my first kiss!" kylo says defensively.

hux considers him for a moment and smirks, "your first everything."

"oh, my god, you need to let that go," he groans. "i'm getting drinks. so many drinks – want a refill?"

"yes, please." kylo lets himself take a breather at the bar, but hux is still smirking when he gets back.

"thank you, darling," he says, sugary sweet.

kylo pulls the glass back out of reach, says, "don't pull that with me."

"pull what?" he damn near pouts.

"i never understood how you could do that," kylo says and hands over the tumbler, "hide how much of an asshole you really are."

hux shrugs. "pretending is easy when it's all you've ever done." he tries to brush it off, let the comment slide, but he has never been able to do that; not with hux.

"did you do that with me? aside from the obvious times, i mean."

hux looks at him and he can't get himself to breathe until hux replies.

"i don't think i did, no." kylo sits down next to him; closer than before he got up. hux runs a hand through his hair, says, "i never felt the need to do that with you." before kylo has a chance to reply, hux huffs, "you always saw right through me anyway."

"i don't think that's true. i just saw you." kylo grimaces. he can't tell if it's the alcohol or the countless dates they've been on, but, "i still compare every fucking relationship to us – to you. how fucked up is that? it's been twenty years."

hux looks ten shades of startled and sounds a bit rough when he says, "i don't think that's healthy – wait, what do you mean twenty?"

kylo frowns. "when we met?"

hux has had too much to drink to do math, but he closes his eyes and tries. "twenty. that's– that's a year before we started dating?"

"so?"

"what you're saying is you've been comparing every person you've ever dated to sixteen year old me? is this some– some convoluted way of saying you wanna get back together? you're a lying prick, kylo ren. this is you hitting on me!"

"so what if i am? would that be so bad?" he regrets it the moment the words leave his mouth, but charges on, "i know how stupid that is! i do! we were kids, but no one has ever loved me the way you did. i should've moved on years ago, but when have i ever done what i was supposed to? i'm stupid, hux, you know that–"

"kylo, stop."

"no! i should've told you fucking ages ago! i never should've let you break up with me–"

he doesn't get to finish before he has a lap full of intoxicated ex-boyfriend, enthusiastically trying to suck his tongue out of his mouth. "you're the most stupid man i've ever met."

kylo groans. no one does dirty talk like hux. the last time he had hux in his lap, hux was bigger than him. he holds on as tightly as he can, savouring every bit of it. "you promise?"

"i promise," hux says in between kisses. "no one makes my blood boil like you do."

kylo moans, already counting down the seconds till they'll be told to leave. "come home with me?"

"after only eleven dates?" hux hums. "a bit presumptuous, wouldn't you say?"

"grab your coat."

"what?"

kylo stands up and hux squeals. he bends down enough for hux to reach his coat and leaves the bar, with hux on his hip.

"where are you taking me?" hux asks, surprisingly fine with being carried like a toddler. "somewhere i can take your pants off without getting yelled at."

"i will yell at you," hux points out.

"i sure hope so," he grins.

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x-posted to twitter

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silly doodles🤔

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In some good news the UK government just voted to completely decriminalise abortion

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

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That one’s a troublemaker. I like him.

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seeing mon and kleya’s thrilling escapes from coruscant makes leia’s first reaction to luke and han even funnier. leia must’ve heard about these highly skilled rebels but then when she gets captured, she gets a hillbilly farmboy and an idiot smuggler to rescue her

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TOPPS • General Hux trading card from the 'STAR WARS: Chrome Black - Vintage 2025' set!

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Slight GingerPilot doodle 1/2

Okay, I mean I guess it’s not technically GingerPilot, but it’s their droids, so close enough

Does anyone else still ship this? Or just me? And why is their ship name not ‘Hoe?’

BB-8 and BB-9E!

Just a small doodle for Summer!

Not sure that it makes a difference, but alternative background version:

Might finish rendering later