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Insult names to use instead of "idiot,"

None of these are actually meant to be hateful, if any of these have truely offensive meanings (such as the r word) that I was unaware of, please tell me so I can remove it! Tried to avoid cursing, but it contains some!

Jerk

Ass-hat

Dumb-dumb

Dummy

Doofus

Dork

Stupid

Moron

Fool

Nincompoop

Oaf

Ninny

Blockhead

Dunce

Imbecile

Jack-ass

Dope

Nit-wit

Numbskull

Simpleton

Twit

Birdbrain

Bonehead

Buffoon

Dullard

Half-wit

Knucklehead

Ignoramus

Dingbat

Dumbbell

Loser

Addlepate

Muttonhead

Cretin

Goon

Pea Brain

Dull Pencil

Mole Rat

Turd

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Ziplocks

My friend and I were walking and we saw a fence, a metal fence with a lot of ziplocks. I was confused and so I said aloud, “Why are they ziplocks here? Is this like the Paris thing I’ve seen before where they put a lock on this bridge and go, this is like our love!” My friend then goes, “ah yes, plastic and fake.” There was no better response than what they said.

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Jack Manifold

Jack Manifold

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Vitamin Gl

Vitamin Gl, it has been proven to have many benefits. It can be used to help you see. Not just that, it can help people to slow their aging. You use it on a daily basis. You use it to help in many of your everyday endeavours. It can sometimes cause pain but it can remove it after a bit. Vitamin Gl can defend you against many harmful things .Vitamin Gl is used to help with many things which include seeing and concentrating light for purposes. Vitamin Gl, it's quite helpful. Once you ingest it, you'll stop aging. Now there's different types of Vitamin Gl. Strong types of Gl and weak types of Gl. They can protect you and prevent many things but too much can potentially harm you. Vitamin Gl has many helpful chararistics. Now some may wonder, what is Vitamin Gl? It's glass. Now some may say I lied, I didn’t, it’s all true. It’s all technically the truth.

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TommyInnit is always there

Me and my buddy have been seeing Tommy, the Minecraft streamer in lots of things. Fics that don't specifically relate to him, animatics that don't specifically relate to him like an animatic where it was meant to be about philza, wilbur and techno flexing and he just appears. He is always inn it.

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Me and my friend made a chessboard out of cookies

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In my opinion, baby carrots are offensive. A way of disrespect.

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I shalln’t explain

Anybody can look cute/beautiful in a kimono, it can hide your stomache slightly unless you're the unredeemable size of big chungus. A kimono won't help you.

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I am part of the Unknown Company. Ceo, markerter, designer and practically everything so far since I am the one that founded the company and runs it. I have no employees so far and have no plans on hiring.

My recipe is the best kneel before me

Pork sundaes

pork

icecream

helium(for added fun) (optional)

metal for cutlery (also optional)

oil

breadcrumbs

pee (not needed but okay i guess)

chocolate chips

Chocolate syrup

More oil, A little bit more, Okay that enough, Dude stop, Why so much, DUDE, Finally, Okay so just a little more, Just a drop, A drizzle, ADD THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE COWARD

okay so now you need some strawberry icecream

end

Okay so i lied (Ass), Add screwdriver because screw you, Add spoon, Now add a fork because equality, No knifes tho because i hate everyone equally. We have deep fried the knives

AdD deEp fryER. eat the deepfryer

Steps:

Deep fry the metal for we have use for it right now

Mix the icecream until the thiccness is fried

Deep fry the pork and mix it in with the icecream

Now deep fry the helium and the chocolate chips because fuck logic.

Now add the deepfryer

Deep fry it

All of it

put everything in there

If it can’t fit well helium

Fork goes Fry fry and pew pew

The fork is actually a gun oh no it is robbing you Choose your options 1. Die or 2 become fork or 3 summon cheeseLORD using the deep fryer.

Now after that stir well and add chocolate chips and syrup

Taste it

Taste the food weakling

Good. does it taste good or do i need to call Gordon Ramsey

Because goddamn it is so raw that it is actually a sheep

Add sugar

Add sugar

Ok 

Thats enough

Uhm how much sugar is that

Jebus

You added the whole packet that was like 2 grams (wow thats so fucking much i would die and get cloestoral over thing thing) (what packet is this? What company sells that little sugar in a packet? Unknown Company disapproves, we sell at least 1 kilogram per packet, at most 10 tons.) (i do it is own brand sugar my dude also 1 kilogram isn’t that like a small amount like fricking really small how much are you selling that it is that small) (2 grams is 0.002 kilograms, you’ll get more with a kilogram) (hmm) worth of sugar

Now it’s helium

Why god

“I am dead”

ok

enjoy!!

FUN TO SHARE WILL FAMILY AND FRIENDS

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I made a glowing basement in roblox. It was fun.

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I couldn’t find French Mountain dew on google so I made my own. 

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If birds aren’t real, what the fuck are eggs.

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The friend was me, I was the one who done it. I said to support people you’re gay.

To support people your gay

So I was at a friends house and we were talking and my friend noticed my rainbow coloured socks and my friend then blurted out “Ah yes you wear them to support people your gay” she then realised her mistake but it was too late I was gay and supporting that I’m gay 

But I am actually bisexual…