goatbearshenanigans

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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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"Yeah, sorry team. I just got a new puppy recently and it's been a real hassle getting him acclimated." As you're on your knees under my desk, mouth pressed to my cock. I nod as my fingers tangle in your hair, encouraging you to suck on it. "He's a feisty one. Always needs something in his mouth, or else he'd chew through my whole house. I'll try to keep him quiet for the meeting."

My eyes flicker down to you. "Harder," I say, muting my call. "You can take it deeper puppy, I know you can. Be good, now." Someone over my headphones makes a remark, and I laugh, my attention returning to my screen. "Just had to give him something to do; should be occupied now. Dogs are a lot of work to take care of. But he's so cute. It's worth all the training."

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obligatory intro post!! howdy!!

hi, i'm October/Tobe, but Aden is what i go by in most online circles!! i'm a trans and queer amateur artist and writer, make naughty IRL content and love to infodump about my blorbos!! i'm a huge ttrpg nerd and anthropomorph enthusiast with a slew of interests, particularly when they're in freaky, kinky or horny contexts.

i made this blog so i can share my sexy brainstuff, mostly shortform writing i post elsewhere but i may share some longform stuff as well. i also got tired of seeing all the rad posts from Tumblr being reposted on other platforms, so i decided to sign up so i can get them right from the source.

as a general warning, this blog will contain a vast array of weird, kinky, freaky and taboo content. much of this will be intended as fantasy/fiction only, as i subscribe to the notion that--whether you are coping with real-world trauma or just entertaining yourself--what exists in fantasy cannot hurt you. any content referring to IRL play is implied to take place in an appropriate, risk-aware environment between consenting human adults!! with all that in mind, i am a lazy and disabled bitch so there will NOT be any content warning tags. block if you have to, that's what the button is there for.

i am a freak and will probably talk about other kinks or fetishes outside my norm on occasion. that said, posts here may include any of the following: musk/sweat, rimming/ass-worship, fantasy/sci-fi kinks, robots, anthros, furry shit, petplay, growth, size diff, macro/micro, vore (probs mostly anal), watersports/soiling (just urine), monsterfuckery, body horror/modification, predator/prey, cnc/non-con/dub-con, somno, violent kinks, bloodplay (potentially gore), manipulation, abduction, fearplay, mindbreak, intox/drugging, mental regression, hiveminds, torture, problematic dynamics, potentially snuff... you get the picture.

posts here will NOT include: farts/scat (check out @nastygoatbearthings for that stuff), detrans, raceplay (unless it's fictional races maybe?? speciesplay??), diapers, ABDL, anything that implies committing IRL illegal acts.

i should also clarify that i'm a pansexual, poly/enm and switch/verse, so posts may be directed towards characters of any gender or body type, potentially multiple at once and from any perspective. expect a mix of hes, shes, theys and its or vagueness in gender.

ask etiquette: feel free to ask raunchy questions, send flirty asks or direct any hate mail my way!! i don't mind images, IRL or artistic, but keep in mind that i don't roleplay and probably wont be anytime soon.

i'm a busy bitch but if you wanna say hi you can find me on Discord or Telegram: @/comment_section_preacher.

oh yeah and if i catch you following me and you don't have an age in your bio, i WILL be blocking you. you've been warned :3c

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what's the term for the kink where you get off on being forced to admit stuff. where you don't like to talk about your embarrassing secrets unless someone is condescendingly teasing you about it and they're getting sadistic pleasure from your discomfort and they have you backed into a corner and you know they're not going to let you know peace unless you spill your guts to them. i get so insanely horny for that. but like. i would never fucking admit that though. you could not torture that information out of me

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top in a muzzle save me,,,,save me muzzled top,,,,save me sadist top who wants to tear at me with his fangs but can’t so he just fucks me harder ,,,,,,save me,,,,,,,

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Groaning 'That's it, it's easier to just be a victim, isn't it baby?' when they finally go limp and just stifle their sobs with each thrust

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I love bouncing on dick and having no control over my bladder and pissing all over their dick panting and barely able to form a sentence ><

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Being a toy is nice. You get to be taken care of, played with, repaired when you break.

So much nicer than being a person.

Really why would anyone even want to be a person? Being a person is terrible. Filled with stresses, no one to take care of you, and all of these expectations on you.

Toys are empty of all of that. You don't need to be anything but a toy. Toys don't think. They don't worry. They don't stress. They just are. Whether they are being played with or dropped into a toybox, they only need to be toys.

They exist to be played with. Nothing more.

That hollow emptiness at your core makes you a toy with endless possibilities. You can be played with, filled with what I desire and only what I desire, emptied out again, and eventually dropped back into the toy box until it is time to play again. But you don't need to worry about any of that. Because you are a toy, because you are empty, you can just exist.

It's nice being a toy, isn't it?

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because, honey. if i don't hurt you you'll crave it and you'll go get it from someone who doesn't have your best interests at heart like mommy does. this is for your own good. look mommy in the eyes. i said look your fucking mother in the eyes. good girl. now. repeat after me. "i consent."

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Own me :3

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may i stack donuts on it ma'am?

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You know what would be fun? Going out without panties and while wearing a skirt. Sitting on my lap in the park. Brushing your bare ass against my crotch. Acting like a lovely couple just out on a date. But in reality you are walking around with your bare fucking ass and no panties. Don’t worry I’ll keep you safe. Don’t worry I’ll grope your ass in public whenever I think I can. From sneaky little brushes of my hand against your cheeks, to full on rough grabs and groping. You ready to be sneaky with me outside?

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Hint for my fellow subs all you gotta do to make doms go crazy for you is communicate

like if you like when they do something just say “oh i love when you do that” and if something feels good then look into their eyes so they can watch your face they looooove that shit

remember that dommes are sooo easy and you have them wrapped around your finger and they need you so bad this works 100% every time trust me

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deciding what your kinks are based on which ones you think are problematic rather than which ones turn you on is going to fuck you up really bad long term. it'll make you sexually repressed, and you'll lash out at people who are sexually liberated, and you'll basically turn into a puritanical catholic in realtime. i don't know if you're ready to hear this or not, but that fucked up kink that you're into and trying to ignore needs a safe outlet before it destroys you. if your friends would oust you because you like incest or raceplay or noncon or mind control, that is exactly the kind of "lashing out at people who are sexually liberated" and "turning into a puritanical catholic" that i'm talking about, and you are dragging each other down into madness.

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