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Anyone else thinks that if junkrat has something he’s not supposed to have in his mouth, venture would yell at him telling him to spit it out as if he’s like a dog? And if he doesnt spit it out, venture has to put him in a headlock to try and yank it out? No? Just me? Anyways this is how i think it’d play out

Venture: JAMISON SPIT IT OUT

Junkrat: *feral growling* Mm mmh!

Venture: *grabs him by the collar and starts to put him in a headlock like a jiujitsu master* SPIT. IT. OUT!

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secret kiss

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I like to think venture eats a ton of spicy foods, like an unbearable amount of it, and i like to also think junkrat has the tastebuds of a small victorian child and if his tongue even makes contact with anything spicy, he’s crying and sweating like crazy. But thats my little wacky headcanon

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You guys ever think when venture uses their drill move to dig underground they hold their breath? And while we’re on topic, i think venture is a very good swimmer, and they probably served as a lifeguard in a side job before. All in all i think they should give venture a lifeguard skin and give them shorts with a littttleee happy trail, just a smidge. I cannot stress how little it’d be, but noticeable nonetheless

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Now ik you all are very much aware at how derpy and dumb the rat is, but lets be honest, The man is a freaking genius, and this is my personal headcanon that he’s usually the one to repair his and roadhogs weapons if they break, and this leads to my other headcanon that he also tries to fix up ventures drill when it breaks as well. Buuuutt he also has a huge habit of tricking their drill out with a bomb or two, which leads to him being yelled at in spanish.

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I made this edit. It was something quick so i hope you guys love it! 🧡

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Venture: aw man i cant find rosetta… i think i lost her :(

Junkrat: oh im sorry about that, heres 5 big booms for your lost love BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

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More molerat art :)

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a moot over on twitter gave me this idea after the Venture skin was revealed omg

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Heres are hate comments i think some of the characters in overwatch would say.

Dva: oh thats not…

Reaper: flying cars they said

Venture: ts pmo🥀💔

Mei: hope this helps!

Mauga: post this on ig reels

Sombra: on my cellular device?

Junkrat: im gonna lie this is fire 🔥 🔥

Widowmaker: idk leave me alone

Mercy: is everything okay at home?

Genji: ai could never recreate this

Lucio: im employed, what does this mean?

Tracer: hey so thats actually insane

Hanzo: you are the first in your bloodline to say this

Cassidy: and the world kept spinning

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You guys realize just how tall the rat is? Mans is at a beautiful 6’5 maybe a 6’6 on a very good day and im honestly making this my headcanon, that on his free time, other than making extremely dangerous bombs that can cause the next nuclear fallout, bro hoops. Maybe even with roadhog hell venture might join too. The lakers need a center lets not forget

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Im sure you all heard of the 100 men vs 1 gorilla thing and i just want to implement my own thing. 100 junkrats vs 1 mauga. Now i fully believe junkrat can win, if he locks tf in. But truth be told that skinny twig of an aussie aint winning who are we kidding?? But i think he can win because goddammit. A man can have hope…

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Y’all gotta agree junkrat would have teddy bear underwear. This is being generous cause im sure he dont got underwear.

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So i given this thought a lot of thought and hazard would so get into a shouting match with reinhardt to see who’s louder

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Ventures VA tweeted “I’m gonna match his freak” when Hazard came out, so I guess he’s Venture approved

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Venture and junkrat going caving as an anniversary thing

Junkrat: you think if i let one loose the smells gonna stay in here forever?

Venture: uhhh maybe? I dont know!

Junkrat: well lets just test that out!

Venture: WAIT DONT-

junkrat: LET IT RIP!