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girlies what do y'all do when you're crushing on someone

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i hope every executive at apple gets beheaded. #girl

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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trans gay men are gay men cry about it clowns

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type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

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Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

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compiling a collection of wiki pages like this

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alright hear me out: veggietales inspired tarot card deck

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Ship dynamics :-)

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imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

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so is this just what we’re doing from now on? sometimes now tumblr will celebrate events by giving the logo googly eyes and other accoutrements? like a google doodle, except without the accompanying link and information? just a weird logo possessed by the ghost of coppy? is that what we’re doing? it seems like that’s what we’re doing.

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