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i need him cold trembling and delirious from blood loss but still kinda bouncing on it

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Not sure I like how Ren looks here but uhm. Canonically married huh

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Ren: Where's the tickler? (laughs) Thar it be. (in a pirate voice, or the same voice he used as the Red King) Thar, thar it be, let-let me go tickle some sand. You know...when I was a wee lad in the Black Isles...me and the Hand, we used to, we used to do a fair bit of ticklin', we did. Ticklin' of all kinds. Not just of the sand variety, oh no. Ye can speak to a fair fine-fair number of lasses in the Black Isles. They'll tell you all about the Hand and I's ticklin' days. Oh, they were glorious, they were.

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My emotional support heteros /silly

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um

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Ren and Doc have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world by divorcing on July 1st

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HAPPY PRIDE!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

RENDOG: Yeah, I mean, apparently I'm Doc's wife, yknow-I mean husband. *Nervous Laughter* Apparently I'm Doc's husband. I'm not entirely sure when this has happened but, y'know, it's fine, I'm going with it, happy pride! *Laughter*

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proceeds to choke on air and die

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what happened to dadkisser doc donnerstag you guys used to love dadkisser doc donnerstag

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"you know where to find me and i know where to look"

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everyone say thank you sausage for whatever the fuck this was

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rendog fancam (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR HEADPHONES.)

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i will see your body bare,

and still i will live here