(…) A report posted by the very intergalactic conglomerate Glowstonn admitted on Friday 12 (common galactic calendar) that it was a machine malfunction that caused the shipment of Galaxy Chomp cookies to be too sweet. The company has apologised and will have to pay an estimate of over a million credits in common currency for the sale of productos not to standard. (…) Interestingly enough, consumers have reported that they prefer the sweet flavour to the more tame flavour of the original recipe.
Riffs, P. (3024, April 13). Sugary mistake causes a company millions of credits. The Recap, p. 7
something something Ren meant the stereotypical angel with you know one pair of wings and a halo and stuff, meanwhile Martyn imagined a biblically accurate one and became terrified of the thought that he reminds Ren of a watcher
that moment when your liege compares you to your worst enemy-
AAAND I'M BACK FOR TREEBARK WEEK DAY 2!! it's definitely not 1:30 in the morning as i finally go to post this. when i saw the prompts i immediately thought of martyn's bad omen bit for "salty" then i figured i could draw whatever ren was up to for the sweet part! and he was up to mining and collecting chickens.
this isn't really polished or anything but i'm just going to post whatever i can get done by day's end for the week i think :) :)
Q: So who does the ship maintenance?
F: Oh, we do. Since we built the thing, we can't really just send her off somewhere, you know? It's- It's a bit finicky but not super hard. Ren, though, seems to suffer every time we need to change the oil.
R: Dude- Listen, I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but every single time it's freaking- oilage. All over my face. i don't know how to do it!
F: Well, you're gonna have to learn, you can’t expect me to be doing it for you ten years from now, don't you?
Sloy, X. (3011, January 6, Common). Interview with ET1 monarchy. ORBIT Magazine, p. 14-15