gobautism

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say "asking your son to do prostitution is sexual abuse" and nobody bats an eye

say "gob bluth was sexually abused" and society...

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Michael Bluth is sick of his family. Done simply dreaming of his freedom, he decides he's finally--for the final time--had enough and sets his sights on Arizona. But where he ends up instead, well, let's just say he's definitely not in California anymore.

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What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

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funny comedy show where the stupid comic relief character spends the entire last season two seasons just so desperately sad and scared and longing and mixed up while everyone willfully ignores all the shit he's going through. let him be a little happy. as a treat.

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I performed a trick a couple months ago where I turned from STRAIGHT....

...hhhUh...

....tuhGay!

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feeling targeted.

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"You look how I feel!" "...Gay?" is such a great exchange. Gob's expression and tone. The wind immediately going out of Tobias's sails. The mutual panic and confusion. The fact that it makes no goddamn sense. Shakespearian.

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Gob + Tony + Normal Sex

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The whole plot line is just so silly when you put it in context of actually how famous Tony seems to be and also how much of Michael's memory got wiped. Like the Bluth kids aren't Not celebrities but they're kind of Rich Dipshit celebrities that only tabloid readers and other rich dipshits would know whereas Tony is clearly like a household name entertainer analogous to whatever magician is the most recognizable in pop culture at the moment. There's just something so absurd about losing a day under suspicious circumstances until it's eventually revealed that it's all because you caught your brother fucking Criss Angel Mindfreak.

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feeling insane about the fact that they didn't even officially cast Ben Stiller as Tony Wonder at first they just got the rights to use his face in the stupid Tony Wonderbread gag and crossed their fingers that he'd agree to do the show later

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arrested development really had a character named gob and had him crucify himself and nobody talks about it huh.

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Michael Bluth is sick of his family. Done simply dreaming of his freedom, he decides he's finally--for the final time--had enough and sets his sights on Arizona. But where he ends up instead, well, let's just say he's definitely not in California anymore.

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I was bored so I drew Arrested Development characters as MLPs!

Sorry if some of the names suck/are boring, I tried my best, okay imagined tumblr user?? Like, I could not for the life of me think of a replacement for George and I wanted to keep the GOB acronym so...I just kept George.

Also, I drew some of them getting their cutie marks(and Buster's also there, just cause I wanted to draw him as a little baby, hehe).

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I NEED HORRIBLE THINGS TO HAPPEN TO A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

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Marta has two kids and is a single mom and never brings up anything about a previous relationship, who Amable and Cortesio's father is, and for someone who is so adamant about the importance of family, I find it strange that she wouldn't bring him up, unless the situation was a bad one. She has a pretty black and white understanding of family and having someone be a part of her family who is terrible and who she couldn't have in her life anymore(whether he left or she left him, which I don't think she'd take lightly) I think would sort of break her world so she just sort of wouldn't think about it and in that, she's refusing to acknowledge the complexity and nuance in familial relationships. He's just blotted out in her memories.

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His deceased wife had red hair.