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Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That鈥檚 your age.

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girl who swallows entire sticks of gum. doesn鈥檛 even chew them just swallows them, one after another
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just noticed in gets analyzed Dennis has a little sandwich in a Tupperware container that he eats in the therapy waiting room. you fucking know Mac made it for him and brought it because he knew Dennis would get hungry but would never agree to bring a sandwich along. housewife behavior
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Turn up the theremin i cant hear the theremin
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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":
woims (old-timey New York gangster)
wurrums (Scottish)
weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)
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we are a family, aren鈥檛 we? i鈥檓 the dad, he鈥檚 the pet and you鈥檙e鈥搚ou, the dad? no. come on. if anyone鈥檚 a father figure, it鈥檚 me. no, i even keep little pictures of us in the house wallet.
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You're telling me a french fried this
Traceback (most recent call last): File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module> TypeError: fried_rice_joke() takes exactly three arguments (2 given)
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