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Okay Gay people

this like bumbleby when?

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Grief is just love with no place to go.

– unknown // Art piece by Ikenaga Yasunari

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Guys, I love bumbleby and I love that it's canon, and I know that there are toxic people in the fandom, just like in any other fandom, but don't forget to ship whatever couple you want with whoever you want. It's your life and your perception of the show and you're okay with that.

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"Honey": Undercover AU

WARNING: 18+ THEMES BUT NOT HORRIBLE ENOUGH FOR A COMMUNITY LABEL

Buckle up, Honeybees! This is gonna get long.

Team RWBY manages to follow their lead throughout the outback of Vacuo, only to find themselves back at the Exotic Club: the Oasis.

Blake: (bristling) Why do we have to be back here?

Ruby: Because it's where our leads brought us.

Mirage: My, my, my, if it isn't Team RWBY here to bless us once again with their presence! (gives everyone hugs and kisses) To what do we owe the pleasure? Did our little kitten miss her time on the pole?

Blake: (practically growls as her ears flatten)

Weiss: Actually, Mirage, a mission we've been contracted for brought us here. We've had some leads that tell us that this is the place to be to put an end to a trafficking and drug cartel.

Mirage: (eyes darken) Oh, please do. Whatever you need, you have my utmost support. The fact that there's someone doing that kind of work in MY establishment already makes me want to torch the place to the ground.

Ruby: That's great! Not the torching bit, but that we have your support.

Mirage: (pinches Ruby's cheek affectionately) Of course, Little Rosebud! After all, how can I say no to one of my best waitresses?

Ruby: Ack! (groans in dismay)

Mirage: (to Blake) Unfortunately, Kitten, tonight's agenda doesn't have as much use for you shaking that ass and flashing those legs on stage. So, you'll have to work bartender with the Ice Queen.

Weiss: Hey!

Blake: Thank the gods.... Wait, then what's going on tonight?

Mirage: (eyes up Yang) Hey, there, Stud. How's your dancing?

Yang: (moves her arms to try to cover herself) Uhhh...

Blake: Her dancing is spectacular!

Yang: Blake!!!

Mirage: (purrs and drags her nail across Yang's collarbone before taking a handful of her vest) Perfect~ (drags Yang into the back to get changed)

Blake: (growling) That's my job, you hussy.

Later that Night: It's Aphro-donis night. Most of the performers are either muscular beefcake men, a few effeminate men, and a select few butch, muscular women. Blake and Weiss are working the bar, Ruby is waiting tables of thirsty women and gay men, and Qrow is working bouncer.

Blake: (aggressively wiping the same glass over and over again)

Glass: help me

Weiss: Blake, calm down. If Yang could manage watching you getting ogled by a bunch of perverted men, I think you can handle the tables turning.

Blake: (hisses)

Mirage: (steps on stage wearing a power suit with no shirt underneath and a bright, sequined bralette) GOOD EVENING, LADIES and few thirsty gentlemen in the crowd. WELCOME TO OUR APHRO-DONIS NIGHT!!! WE HAVE THE BEST IN STORE FOR YOU ALL. LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR OUR FIRST DANCER, DRAGONFIRE!!!

Yang: (steps up wearing a white button up, black cargo pants tucked into black, leather boots, and suspenders as music blares over the speakers. As the song progresses, she slips the suspenders off her shoulder, and rips the shirt off, revealing nipple pasties of a dragon covering one nipple and a panther covering the other.)

Ruby: My poor, virgin eyes! (covers her eyes)

Weiss: (jaw drops as she drops a glass) Damn....

Blake: (clicks Weiss's jaw closed while in a similar state) Fuck....

Yang: (full sending her moves, uses the pole as workout equipment where she grabs on and pretends to walk on air until she's upside down and swirls down so her ass is pointed towards the crowd - going into full Magic Mike style floor dancing where she grinds her hips into the floor)

Ladies: (going absolutely crazy)

Blake: (warning! warning! brain.exe offline! warning! Floodgates releasing in 3....2...1....)

Weiss: .....Do you hear water running somewhere?

Yang: (slides on her knees to the edge of the stage and starts hip grinding the air as women tuck lien into the waistband of her pants)

Ruby: (peeking through her fingers) Hey! That's my sister, you thirsty moms! Not some piece of meat for you to feel up! (cocks head) Whoa! I had no idea your spine could bend like that. GET IT, SIS!!!!

The sound of glass shattering fills the air.

Weiss: Fuck! (summons glyph knight and grabs Blake)

Blake: (trying to climb over the bar like a feral beast while holding a broken beer bottle, but is being held back by Weiss and a glyph knight)

Yang: (slightly uncomfortable with all the women trying to grab her crotch, pushes herself back to end the song on a high note. She grabs the pole, does a flip, and thrusts her hips so that the button and zipper on her pants pop open, allowing her trousers to fall to her ankles as she strikes a pose with the pole and revealing orange and yellow gradient, silk boxer briefs)

Song: "She wants the honey. All the honey honey~"

Yang: (pulls her pants back up and uses the suspenders as a makeshift belt as she collects the lien on stage and rushes backstage) Whew! I have no idea how Blake managed doing that for a full night.

Dark shadow looms in the background and pulls Yang into a private room.

Yang: Eeep! (gets tossed onto the couch)

Blake: (staring with absolutely blown pupils and slightly disheveled after fighting off Weiss and her knight)

Yang: (gulp) H-H-Heeeeeyyyyy, babe-

Blake: (plasters her finger against Yang's lips) Less talking. More fucking.

Yang: Oh, fuck-!

-Back at the Bar-

Weiss: (disheveled and sitting on the floor after trying to hold Blake back)

Ruby: Yikes, what happened to you?

Weiss: Your sister-in-law happened!

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Knock Knock Who is it? It's definitely not Adam Taurus, because he's dead lol

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Eu gosto do cenário do zoológico, imaginei Tiger Yang sendo transferido de zoo e seu zelador Blake indo junto e encontrando Panther Blake e zelador Yang. Que coincidência

I'm not much of the praying type of gal, but when I do it's to the Google Translate Gods to verify my lackluster language abilities! To the mental gymnastics!

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Blake: (riding on T!Y back) Well... this place is.... large. Menagerie Sanctuary didn't have nearly this many animals... or people.

Tiger!Yang: (padding through the crowds of worried Beacon Zoo visitors, sniffing through the air on a mission)

Blake: Yang, what's gotten into you?

Yang: Blake! No! Easy! What has gotten into you?

Blake: (Sees Yang struggling with P!B on her back and mouthing her head) Does this zoo normally let the animals eat the handlers?

Yang: Oh! Hi! Sorry, about that! No. Blake here is just super clingy today. No idea why, since we got rid of Diana. I would have thought the jealousy thing would be done.

Panther!Blake: (jumps off Yang’s back and rushes up to T!Y, sniffs inquisitively)

Tiger!Yang: (dumps Blake off her back and sniffs P!B eagerly)

Blake: So...I think they like each other....

Yang: Yeah... Huh.... (holds hand out) I'm Yang, by the way.

Blake: Yang? (Chuckles but takes Yang’s hand) That's the tiger’s name. I'm Blake.

Yang: No kidding! That's the panthers name! Small Remnant!

Blake & Yang: (turn to the tiger and panther that are lying on a heap and nuzzling eachother)

Yang: Well....uh....looks like they'll be tied up for a bit. Wanna go get a coffee? My treat?

Blake: Tea, but sure.

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Jealous Blake fics???

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