gobbluthbutagirl
gobbluthbutagirl
my OTHER COMEDY is a REALLY FUNNY TRAGEDY
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gobbluthbutagirl · 3 hours ago
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Affirmations
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gobbluthbutagirl · 4 hours ago
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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.
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gobbluthbutagirl · 4 hours ago
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Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly
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gobbluthbutagirl · 6 hours ago
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Twin Peaks: Fuck with Me
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gobbluthbutagirl · 19 hours ago
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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gobbluthbutagirl · 21 hours ago
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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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gobbluthbutagirl · 21 hours ago
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This heat wave really got me thinking of my future (an eternity in hell)
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gobbluthbutagirl · 1 day ago
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maybe you should look your gift horse in the mouth. could be greek soldiers in there
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gobbluthbutagirl · 1 day ago
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gobbluthbutagirl · 1 day ago
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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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gobbluthbutagirl · 3 days ago
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gobbluthbutagirl · 3 days ago
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last night i had a stress dream that i was washing dishes and i kept dropping all my tiny little 1/4 and 1/2 and etc etc tsp measuring spoons into the garbage disposal and having to stick my bare hand down in there to fish them out. However it’s important to note here that the blades of the garbage disposal were actually a total non-factor in this dream and the “stress” part of it in fact came from all of the disgusting chunks and particles of food that would then be stuck to my hand every time i did this
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gobbluthbutagirl · 4 days ago
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utterly obsessed with this midsommar review
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gobbluthbutagirl · 4 days ago
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This is kind of a beautiful sunset photo if you don’t know that it was cropped from an image of the old man who lives down the street being taken away in an ambulance
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gobbluthbutagirl · 5 days ago
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worried for you bud are you good
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gobbluthbutagirl · 6 days ago
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reblogged a post earlier then later happened to notice reblogs on that post had been turned off so i clicked on op’s blog to see if they said Why reblogs were off and there’s a post talking about people who reblogged it getting “too scary” with a screenshot of MY blog as the example of a scary person…and specifically my ask button which says “i hope you die ❤️” which of course goes along with my submit button that says “i hope we both die ❤️” which of course is a no children by the mountain goats reference and also something i always forget is even there because i did that like 4 years ago and it doesn’t show up for me since it’s my own blog. Oops!
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