Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
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shout out to the twink at this pride fest who brought his own megaphone to counteract the evangelical protesters by shouting out the entirety of a recipe for mac and cheese
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#✨���️🙏🎉❤️ #nice #looks like it’s going to be good
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
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the customer is always STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!!
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reblog to BOOP the person you reblogged from :3
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If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes
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Sometimes you’re just too close to see the big picture.
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Inspired by Adam’s aura :)
Also, see how much I love you guys? I drew backgrounds.
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Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.
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Good Omens S2 made me feel things. I’m going to write so many fanfics for the first time in a while. I just pray to god that Mr. Neil Gaiman doesn’t read the spicy ones.
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✧・゚:*Today’s magical boy of the afternoon is: Mashira Shinkiro from Isekai Mahou Shounen Momopuri - Keiji to Yakuza ga Kawaikunatta Kudan!✧・゚:*
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Ao3 is back
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the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth
not for this one I don't think so
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