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as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

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If Trump goes to prison during pride month I will literally never stop laughing like to charge reblog to cast give me all of your evil thoughts and prayers for this freak to get his first ever consequence.

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The three most important things about being a wizard is 1. Being an absolute cunt and 2. Having lots of gay sex

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Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)

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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

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Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

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*enters my own password* i’m in

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this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

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me: yeah im done crying over this lol its not even worth my tears

me 3 seconds later:

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"I could fix him" well I could turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box and I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives AHAHAHA I'll smash it with a hammer!!!

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"C'mon Olympians it's bedtime, time to go to your anti fuck beds!"

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staff: *coming out of their hiding place after a few years* are they gone? is it safe? can we make this a profitable website finally?

us, every single time:

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“Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?”

“Well, you see, young Rarity Applejack…”

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fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

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Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

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