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To recap:

Hugh's favorite line is, "Is your social worker in that horse?"

Mads favorite line is, "Nothing here is vegetarian"

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Me when my kitten won't hop on skibidi toilet tycoon with me

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GUYS KEVIN IS SO SILLY

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sorry bots, I belong to someone else

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sorry bots, I belong to someone else

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heh

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Awtism

I'm literally so fucking self aware sometimes it hurts

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“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

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Everyone's always talking about Will being autistic but what about Hannibal? Like bro can SMELL you if you walked into a room with him, he cannot fucking stop cooking, mf has a gourmet meal for all three meals a day AND any snack he would have "Same unfortunate after shave" like bro tf you talkin bout why the fuck are you SMELLING ME

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pls rb with pt.2 it's so worth it

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Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex, my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

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Real

mizumono more like mizuMOANo am i right

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It is very

Hannibal Lecter x Reader x Will Graham Headcannons

Fluff, Minor edits for formatting!

Involves: Cooking, sleeping, art, tattoos, piercings, dates, funny little ideas

• While Hannibal is mostly the one cooking when you, him, and will are in a kitchen together it get a bit chaotic.

• You're decent at cooking but Will is a hot mess compared to you and Hannibal (that doesn't mean he's a bad cook, just not as good as you guys are). But you and Hannibal have no problem guiding and teaching him. It's a great bonding experience for all of you.

• When Hannibal talks in the kitchen you can Will call him 'chef'. Hannibal loves it but will never admit to it.

• All of you share a bed but you also have separate bed in another room that is used when one of you really needs your sleep or space. None of you talk about but it has really saved your relationship...multiple times.

• Hannibal mostly uses it when he has an important event coming up and needs to get a full night's rest.

• will mostly uses it when he feels like the world is caving in on him and needs to get away.

• You mostly use it when you're mad that them or need to work a late shift.

• Hannibal loves taking you and Will to museums and art galleries. He loves digging through the layers of the art to get to its over all meanings.

• Everyone knows Hannibal likes to play the 'sugar daddy' role but he appreciates when you or Will try and contribute with the costs.

• Will isn't a fan of pet names. He thinks it's weird and kind of degrading, but if you or Hannibal use one or two he won't complain. Especially if it's to comfort him during an episode.

• That being said if you call him William he immediately thinks he's in trouble for something. If he's not in trouble he will pout about you using his full name.

• On the other hand Hannibal loves pet/nick names. If you call him darling or love he will internally swoon.

• Will doesn't like to be touched and you and Hannibal are not expections. He can deal with touch but he's not happy about it. If you touch him while he's having a break down he with scream, shout, and cry.

• You can get away with cuddling at night but just barely. Be careful about your hand placement.

• If will is losing an argument he'll say 'na huh' and Hannibal without a beat will say 'yeah huh' right back.

• You and will have woken up after a nap to find Hannibal sketching you several times. If he finds either of you asleep he'll run to get his sketch book and maybe some tea and gets to work.

• Hannibal is 10000% a bridezilla. If you could get married he would be a nightmare to deal with. He might call off the whole wedding if he doesn't get the flowers he wants. And the catering, dear god the catering. He got so upset he thought about just making the food himself...day of...

• If Hannibal ever gets sick he feel guilty because he feels like he should be the one taking care of you two, not that other way around.

• If you have tattoos or piercings Hannibal will just and stare that them. He wants to mesmerize every piece of you. In his spare time he finds him self drawing up concept art for more future tattoos. He doesn't show you any of them,but if you find one and end up getting it tattooed on you he might just have a heart attack.

• Very Interested in the tattoos/piercings healing process. Like he knows but he just likes to watch.

• Will likes to trace said tattoos and even considers getting a matching one with you!

• If Hannibal spots you and/or will getting overwhelmed overstimulated in public he hold your hand and whisper affirmations to you two.

Thanks for reading <3

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