goblinmouse
goblinmouse
angery frögge
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goblinish, memes, trash posts that make me snort, plants and profanity💫 profile pic from @dirtsnirt
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goblinmouse · 3 months ago
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The Two Healers 🍂
Green cat eyes pierce yours instantly and leave you speechless. The girl smiles simply. “May I help you?” You only need a small potion. Your aunt has been sick for a while. You wouldn’t have resorted to questionable methods from people who are said to not really be people but no other method has worked. Nevertheless, you doubt yourself. Sharp eyes from cat and child are still waiting on your slow tongue. “I...my aunt. She has the croup. It won’t go. We have tried the bleeding. The tea. Everything.” The girl and the cat exchange a quick glance. “How long has she been ill?” “Two moons.” Another glance is exchanged between them, a faint flicker of empathy on both their still faces. “You did right in coming.” The child impulsively laid a cold hand on your arm. It was pale and clean, against the scarred and dirty arm. “Come.” She and the cat turned quickly. They both moved in cat like manner; gingerly stepping, glancing about. “I shall make a tea. The better tea. The best tea!” Her giggle was a brief bell like chime in the dense forest. It distracted and cheered you for a moment but you couldn’t get the pressing question out of your mind. It felt rude to ask, but... “I thought, Izen was a grown woman, I just don’t understand. Is that El, then?” The child turned and smiled. “I am El. That is Izen. It is easier for her to rest in a smaller body. We work well together this way. Sometimes I am a cat, sometimes she is a cat. Sometimes we are both cats.” She is easy to talk to and you forget your place. “Who is the cat?” “I forget!” She says lightly. You venture on dangerous territory. No one has spoken so boldly with El and Izen before. “Is she your master?” Her eyes narrow. “We serve no one but heal everyone. You wouldn’t understand our ways.” She no longer seems like a child. She seems terrifying and her energy is almost suffocating. You continue following but fall several steps back. As if you are breathing the summer sun itself, your lungs burn with goodness, but too much. Indignant pride radiates from El. Izen, still in cat form, meows in a smug manner. Your hands are trembling, so you hide them in your pockets. El motions for you to stop, and crosses a river with nimble bare feet. Izen watches you, with twitching whiskers, seeming bemused at your discomfort. El returns with a small bag of dried dark leaves and red berries. “The best tea!” She says lightly. The tiny sprite gleam is back in her eyes. She lays the pouch in your hands with written instructions. You offer her a gold coin; shakily. She is offended with the offer. “What do we need with your funny stones?” Izens whiskers twitch. And they both flit delicately back into the woods.
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goblinmouse · 9 months ago
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*good morning squeaking*
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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here’s a mirror NOW LOOK IN IT AND REFLECT .
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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beware of him
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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[Upon death, GOD and I are sitting in a theatre watching a compilation of all my previous lives]
[I am getting increasingly frustrated as I realize no matter what, every single life ends in a beheading no matter how out of place for the location/time period]
[GOD thinks this is the funniest shit and I’m just not having it ]
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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I’m so good at flirting with my partner
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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“Strike Your Fancy” by Arna Miller and Ravi Zupa
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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Jiji ♡
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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Seven deadly sins by Quackermelonn
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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The shaman of Bad Dürrenberg are the remains of a 25-35 year old woman, who was burried 8600 to 9000 year ago in Germany. Around her, were the remains of an extraordinary head-dress, made from the bones and teeth of different animals such as deer, wild boar, crane and turtle
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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Creative way to keep Belos out of trouble
*this was Vee’s idea :D*
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goblinmouse · 2 years ago
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I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy
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