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Hey love, is there any way you could do axl rose x black reader heacanon about how they met? or nsfw alphabet? I don’t see a lot of gnr interracial fics, it’s kinda sad🥺

How you met your rose🌹

A/n: sorry for how long this took ya persons has been busy!, I am also warming up my writing skills again so hope you like!

Warnings: I don't really have any warnings for this one, idk

You were tuning your guitar, preparing yourself for what is you and your bands big break

When your bands manager walked up to you to tell you that guns n roses were gonna be there

You were ecstatic, while you and your band were performing at one of the biggest clubs in rock n roll and a lot of famous people were gonna be there

Guns n roses were one of you fav bands of all time, and in your opinion one of the most talented

You and your bandmates finally made your way out on stage when a stripe of redhead hair caught your eye, let's just say your anxiety was off the charts

But you took a deep breath, step up to you mic and started singing the first song

You had finally gotten into a groove, you were very satisfied with your guitar work and vocals, the rest of your band mates were playing gret aswell

You said your goodbyes to the audience and made your way backstage

We're you were met with a certain redhead

"Hi, I'm axl, I just want wanted to congratulate you on that performance, you kinda play like hendrix"

You had been told that before, he was one of your biggest inspiration after all

"Thanks I appreciate it, I've listened to your album actually I liked it, rocket queen was a hell of a song"

"Would you like to go out sometime, I mean I get if you don't want to I just-"

"Of course I'll go out with you axl"

"Cool,cool I'll pick you up at 8 on saturday?"

"Yeah, I'd like that"

You told your bassist Susie, and you thought you were excited

"Girl, if you two get together, set me up with slash, that man is fine as fuck"

You just chuckled and said we'll see

The night of the date came around and it went fuckin awesome

He took you to an art gallery after a lengthy chat with izzy

"I was thinking about taking her to that one restaurant, that really fancy no walk in one"

"Nah that doesn't seem like her thing man, there's an art gallery near the strip take her to that"

You two both had amazing conversations about artist like, basquiat, kieth haring, andy Warhol.

When he was dropping you off the two of you shared your first kiss

As he was leaving called out to him

"Hey axl"

"Yeah"

"Sleep tight my rose"

Yeah this was relationship was gonna be great

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Hello again! Maybe a Dave x reader where maybe y/n is Kurt’s friend and Dave likes her??

Kurt's friend

A/n: sorry this took so long, I have been focusing on my music alot more and was trying to pass school for a good solid month, I have been working on my writing again and finishing request and all of that, so hope you like it more to come

Warning: smoking, invasion of personal space

You and kurt have been friends since the beginning of nirvana, you were a musician in the same scene, had the same believes, and tastes. You personality were quite different though. You were a little more outgoing You had your shy moments yea but doesn't everybody.

Kurt's was more shy and reserved, he did have his burst of energy moments though, especially on stage, many who observed you friendship thought you two were in a relationship you were quick too shut them down though you two were friends that's it that's all.

Kurt had called you asking if you want to play a solo on one of his songs, you were suprised one because kurt didn't collaborate too often and two, cause he wasn't one for solos either. But of course you excepted, who were you to turn down a opportunity like this, so next day you packed you guitar and headed to the studio

"Kurt!"

"Y/n, hi!"

You two hugged for a moment, Kurt's become a very busy man in the last couple years so you haven't had much time to hang out

"I missed you man how are you" you said taking in his new hair, no longer a dark brown color

" I've been doing good, touring us grueling as hell though" he said sitting down lighting a cig before turning to you with a worry look and quickly going to put it out.

"Kurt I smoke Tolman, you don't have to not smoke around, I promise you my asthma stops nothing"

"I know I know, I'm just trying to be thoughtful" he said relaxing after your statement

"Well thank you that's very sweet but you don't have too" you say before ruffling his hair and going to set down you guitar case and start tuning.

As soon as you start tuning the e string, a man with long brown hair walks in with two drumsticks in hand

"Sorry I'm late, traffick was shit" he said absent mindly

" it's all good man, hey let me introduce you two, this is y/n, y/n this is dave our drummer"

"Hi" you said brightly, happy to meet a new person

"Hi" dave replied with a love struck look that you didn't quite know what emotion he was feeling

" so it's only gonna be you two working in the studio, kris is visiting his girlfriend and the main guitar and vocals are already recorded, the only job left is the solo and the Drums behind the solo" the producer chimed in

So you finished tuning threw some ideas back and forth with kurt about what the solo should sound like and got to work.

You made your way to the booth and briefly just marked your solo to dave so he can come up with the beat and extras like fills and such. You did pick up on the fact that he might be a little off his game.

Kurt had mentioned dave before, talked about how he was kinda shy in his own personal way, you had also picked up on how he spoke a lot less than the rest of the members. So you just chalked it up to you being new and unfamiliar, qnd the blush on his cheeks from the heat considering it is summer.

You and Dave started playing and it was amazing, you didn't have to more than two takes. You were so excited about how well it went that as soon as you put down your guitar you rushed to hug dave as he was standing up from his kit.

"OH shit I'm so sorry I was just really excited about how well that went that I had seem to forget that person space exists" you said pulling away once common sense kicked in

"nah it alright, I was actually mean to ask you something?" He said kind of tense

" wass up?" You said messing with your hair a bit

" would you like to go on a date friday, I really wanna get to k-know you better" dave said really nervous at this point

"I would love that umm aha here we go this is my number call me" you said grabbed a piece of paper writing your number and giving it to the musician

You said your goodbyes and set up plans to hang out with kurt, you ste up a time you were gonna see dave on Friday and head to you car feeling on top of the world

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Can I request something for Dave Grohl from Nirvana? I love ur writing!!!

Omg thank you so much 😊, of course you can!! I love dave so writing for him would be so fun 💓

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Every black girl is so pretty

*reblog if you agree*

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if you're black, reblog this

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Lars pregnancy hc

Lars ulrich x black gn reader

Warning: pregnancy mention, swearing, Afab reader

Lars would be a range of motions when you told him

I feel like he would be shocked, very panicked, but mostly excited

I think he would react based on how your feeling

If your panicked and scared, he would try to calm you down and show you how excited he was and tell you how great a parent you were gonna be

If you were excited and happy, he might be a little more comfortable telling you and showing you his scared side

But overall he's just excited

Lars would be excitedly telling everyone how the love of his life was pregnant

" and there starting to grow, you should see there stomach it's so focking cute"

Lars would get you any of your cravings

Would definitely prank you by giving you some really absurd baby names and telling you that's what he's wants to name the baby

Would have full blown conversations with your stomach, these conversations were about everything from how his day was to drum legends like niel peart

"Phil rudd is the best drummer of acdc, very underrated too"

Would definitely get the baby a metallica onsie

And just a couple of instruments

Those of which being a drumset, bass, and guitar

" lars why in the hell-"

He would go shopping for baby supplies

It was surprisingly nice to have him there

You love him and his company but sometimes lars has a tendicie to make trips longer than need be

Like that one tim all went go buy a couch and spent 7 hours in ONE STORE

One store

So this was a breathe of fresh air.

Lars in terms of names is pretty open to suggestions

Lars would be so excited if you asked him if the kid could grow up speaking danish

Lars is very proud of the fact he's from Denmark and would love to share that culture with his new family

Lars would totally ask you to show him how to do your kids hair

Like he sees you doing you hair all the time and would love to know how

I feel like lars is a very driven person in the fact that he will put 100% in working towards something

He will want to know how to do it all and will be hellbent at being good

Lars is just so in love with you and admires you for being so awesome

Like pregnancy is not easy, you are GROWING a whole ass human, going through extreme mood swings, swelling, morning sickness,pain just in general

You are uncomfortable almost the entire nine months, and then have to push out a whole head and body out of your vagina, which stretch it like (10 cm I think)

And if you ask lars that is just even more of how strong you are

He just loves you so much and is proud of the fact that he gets to call the mother of his child

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Being fleas daughter

Platonic Flea x black fem reader

I bought my first bass and am so excited to learn rhcp bass lines 😊

Let's start with

Flea ADORES you

Flea is a very loving and devoted father

He wants nothing more than for you to be happy

When you were younger flea couldn't stand the tought of leaving you while on tour broke his heart

So he brings you with him

Flea would often find you running around backstage messing with Chad's drums set or his bass

You would even sneak on stage sometimes

If you want to learn bass he would be over the moon

Like jumping for joy

Even if you want to learn a different instrument like drums or guitar he would still be ecstatic

Flea would be totally committed to learning how to do your hair

He has past experience with his own curls so he has some knowledge

He will make a morning routine out of doing your hair

Like you too will have a morning conversation about music, school, practically anything

He will lay or edges, he's really good at edges

He will try to introduce you to kambucha, but understand if you don't like it

As you get older flea will try to stay involved

He wants to make sure the two of you don't drift as you get older

He's not the dad to intimidate any future partners but still overprotective in his own way

Would love to have you join rchp on stage would even let you take over bass for the song if you play

If you don't want to play any instrument or don't know how that's cool he'll just have you dance around with him onstage

He's not to big on grades, he still cares that you try and all but he's not flipping tables over you getting a bad grade

He would rather take a different approach and ask why that grade is low and help you out

At the end of the day flea loves being a dad

How could somebody not if they have such a wonderful kid like you

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My badass bass player

Nikki sixx x black gn bassist reader

Summary: Nikki finds your bass and thinks your cheating, little does he know he's in for a surprise

Warning:cussing,accusations and suspicions of cheating, secret keeping from one partner and cussing

"Who's bass is this?" Nikki asked walking into the room looking pissed. Holding up your bass

Your eyes went a little wide, your mind was racing on what to say.

You had started playing bass a couple months ago, you start playing after seeing how much fun nikki had when playing. So one day when he was at the studio recording a new album, you decide to pick up his bass and try it, and as it turn out you really really really loved it.

So when nikki went on tour and took the bass he kept at home with him as a backup for tour, you decided to buy your own, at first you try to push bass out of your mind, music was always nikki's thing, you didn't want to cut into that, but all you could about all day besides nikki of course, was bass.

So you went out and bought your own bass and Amp, you were so fuckin happy about it too, and not wanting to tell nikki about your newly found love, but still wanting to shiw somebody, you called your friend Sarah over and showed her your new bass and even played for her

To say she was impressed would be a understament

"That was fucking awesome, you should seriously join a band, you would kill with those skills"

You debated it for awhile, it was super conflicting , on one hand you would again feel like you were cutting into nikkis thing, but you did spend alot of time alone to the point were it was kinda getting Unhealthy, and it would give you a chance to improve your skills with a group, so you found a couple of bands looking for a bassist and tried out

The band new about you hiding your bass skills and music stuff from nikki. They personally thought that you should tell him, your drummer Andre, straight up told you it was a dumb thing to keep secret, which you could agree with still you couldn't bring yourself to tell him

"What y/n don't have even Decency to tell me who the piece of shit is your fucking?"

"Ya know how fucked up this is y/n we have been together for two fucking years and you fucking cheat on me"

"Nikki" you say trying to get his attention but he just keeps going

"Seem like bassist are type, fuckin pathetic" he said sighing and rolling his eye

"Nikki, honey it's my bass" you admit try to get him to stop his ramble before you lose the lov of your life

" ugh yeah right" he said sitting at the edge of the bed running a hand of his face

"I'm serious nik it's my bass" you said pleading with him to belive you

"Yeah and I can magically play drums all the sudden" he said looking totally furious at this point

"Hold on a second, stay right there" you said running into the room to grab you kept your Amp in grabbing and hauling it into your bedroom were your bass sat beside nikki on the bed

You grab it and plugged it in and sat on the the floor before the bed

"You really don't need to lie-"

Nikki was cut of by you playing a bass solo, this particular solo was hard to learn cause it starts out by just playing basic chords then turn into alot of fast complicated chord changes.

But you played it, very well and looked up at nikki who was shocked

"See I'm not cheating nikki, I swear to you"

"But what about all those nights you came in late and had those nice outfits on?" He asked sound less anger and more curious

"I was at band practice and gigs" you say unplugging your bass and setting it down, walking up to Nikki and sitting in his lap

"YOUR IN A BAND?!!!" He said with a big goofy front on his face

You giggled and nodded in response while you played with his messy black hair, just happy he didn't break up with you

"Damn my baby more of a badass then I thought, tell me more about your band baby" he said wrapping his arm around waist and kissing your neck

"Well, there's andre who plays drums, rose who play lead guitar, Alex who plays rhythm, and billy is the singer,while I of course play bass"

"Why didn't you tell me?" He asked looking almost hurt

It was understandable though you and nikki had no secret at all, you too did almost everything together and never judge one another, so you not telling him something like this was a first

"I didn't want to cut into your territory, it just that music has always been your thing and I would feel bad if me play would change that ya know?" You tell him truthfully

"You could never ruin music for me honey if anything you just make me enjoy it more, If anything I'm even more happy that I can share music with you baby" he said kissing your cheek

"Your gonna have to take me to see your next gig though, I'm gonna be the loudest fucker there, supporting my badass bass player" you chuckled at him a little

"Tell me everything about your bass journey I want to know it all" he said cuddling into you even more

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I wanted to request one where the reader drinks a lot and Izzy Stradlin doesn't like that habit

Cut back

Izzy stradlin x black gn reader

Warning: angst, mention of alcohol abuse, fighting

"You need to cut back y/n I'm serious" izzy said in a serious authoritarian tone which passed you off even more.

But you took a deep breath and step back trying to de escalate the situation, you didn't like fighting with izzy it made you feel empty and sad

"Baby for the last time I don't have a problem, I promise there's nothing to worry about, cross my heart" you said trying to sooth and comfort the man you love

"BUT THERE FUCKING IS Y/N, THERE FUCKING IS, PRACT EVERYTIME I SEE YOU YOU HAVE A FUCKING DRINK IN YOUR HAND, OR YOUR HUNGOVER"

"OH MY GOD, YOU ARE OVER RE FUCKING ACTING, SO I LIKE TO DRINK, IM A FUCKING ADULT IZZY, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A DRINK AND NOT BE PESTERED ABOUT IT"

"YOUR KILLING YOURSELF Y/N, CANT YOU SEE IT, YOUR HEALTH IS DETORIATING, YOU ARENT EATING, YOU SLEEP ALL DAY YOU-YOU, FUCK!!!" Izzy says sinking down to floor sobbing at this point

"I love you y/n but I will not sit here and watch you kill yourself, I. Will. Not. Do. It" izzy said sighing leaving the room

You sat there for a while until eventually taking a shower and getting ready for bed, you were brushing your teeth when izzy snuck up behind you and wrap his arm around you waist

"I'm gonna sleep in the guest bedroom tonight, love you muse, goodnight" izzy said kissing your curls and turning on his heel.

"Izzy baby wait" you said with desperation filling your voice

"I'm gonna cut back, try and get sober, I don't want to lose you, I love you too much" you said looking in his eyes just desperately wanting to look in to the eyes of the man you love

" I love you too muse, love you so fucking much" izzy said pulling you into a hug whispering in your ear.

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finally some representation up in here. im so glad that theres someone doing things for the black readers out there ‼️ could you do HCs for each of the guns n roses members with a fem black reader? thank you!!!

Guns n roses dating black women

Axl

So let's start off with axl, man's loves your hair

Like he'll be so involved with your hair too, he would be sitting right next to you while you style it, during wash day, he'll sit next to you when your getting your hair done

And after praises would just be spilling out of his mouth at five million miles a minute

He would get in so many fights for you

Like let's say you two are just chillin at a bar or something like that and a racist asshole wants to start talking shit

Axl doesn't hesitate to put the fucker in a hospital

Man's loves soul food, like when he first has it, his world is forever changed

Especially if you cooked your self

If your dating axl your definitely spoiled

Like he will pay for you nails and hair, will buy you new lingerie and dresses

He also really loves your melanin like lovvvvvvveeeeeesssss it

The guys call you when they need you too calm him down

Axl can be like really chill sometimes, I'm talking just sit on the couch reading a book, so quiet it almost worries you

Will spoon you too bed

Will sing you too sleep when he has nightmares

At the end of the day he just wants you too know that your his princess and that he loves you more than he could fathom

Slash

Now for my man's slash

Slash knows how hard it is to be a black

He knows how hard it is to wake up and face a world that hates you simply cause of your skin color

Him understanding and having experienced all the things that come with being black in the world, makes your guys relationship stronger

You two will do each others hair like when he's had a long day and needs to wash his hair, he can just give you one look and automatically you take his hand and lead him to the bathroom

Or if you are the one who's had the long day your hair needs some love, he will do it for you

He will do really cute styles to, like one day you while getting ready for the day he asked you if he could do your hair you said yes

But he refused to let you see it until it was done

But he put pigtails in and they hair jewelry around the hair ties it was so f*ckin adorable

Slash love language is quality time, like he doesn't care if you too are doing different things each others company it's enough for him

At the end of the day you are this man's queen and he will never let you forget that

Izzy

You made poor izzy speechless, like as soon as he saw you he couldn't speak, kinda forgot how to breathe too

That feeling has never gone away

Izzy will write so many songs about you

He will even teach you guitar, you got really good though, like he lowkey thinks you might surpass him

Will introduce you too so many new bands and music

Like there's a wall dedicated to your guys record collection

Will totally buy new albums for you guys to listen to when it's wash day

Just imagine you detangling your hair and running leave in conditioner trough you beautiful curls and looking to your left to see your sweet lovely man staring at you like your the Mona lisa

Izzy fully plans on making you mrs.stradlin, sooner than later

Every anniversary he will write you such long letters about how much he loves you and why he loves you, why he's going to marry

Boy loves Mac and cheese

You left a dish out to cool down

And when you came back it was all gone next to a used spoon and plate next to a napping izzy

You were a little mad but hey he was so cute you just threw a blanket on him and kept it movin

Duff

Duff is soon f*ckin supportive its almost insane

This man will never judge you or anything you do

Like you could do some weird shit and he would smile and tell you how cut you were

This many loves your hair

Especially loves when you just wear you natural afro, also really loves faux locs and box braids

If you were hoop and name plated jewelry this man is obsessedddddd

He would just give you his clothes to wear, just cause he like how big they look on you.

Like look at his girl

He is soo happy and grateful he gets to call you his girl

Like the most beautiful girl on the planet his no one else's but his like wowwwww

He wants to get married as soon as possible

Like just imagine you in a white dress and being Mrs. Mckagan

He's a cuddler, after a long stressful day he will walk up to you and wrap himself around not letting go, even for a drink of water

Is uber protective

Would totally teach you bass

Duff love language is acts of service, meaning that if you need anything done,picked up, anything.

Man is on it

After all he wants to makes sure his baby girl is happy

Steven

Golden retriever man

Like seriously man Is so hooked

You are the girl of his dreams, everything he will ever want and need

Expect compliments 24/7, cause man's is definitely going to give you a lot of those

Steve carries pictures of you in his wallet

And will not hesitate to show any one,

"HI I'm Stevie, do you want to see a picture of my girlfriend, isn't she the most beautiful woman you've ever seen"

And the random groupies just sitting very confused

You will adopted a dog together, a French potbelly you guy named him taylor, after roger taylor

Stevie really trys to be perfect for you though, it's just that your so perfect in his eyes that he just wants to be good enough for his angel is all

But he feel like he will never even come close and that kills him so deep inside

You just have to remind him that he is the perfect man for you and that he doesn't have to change a thing In order to be good enough for you

He loves cuddles

He love falling a sleep on your stomach though, the way you would run your hand through his hair

He would love the way you hair smells,

"Baby your hair smells so good 😍"

He loves when you have butterfly locs

He also loves if you have colorful hair colors

He would loved it if you did pink and blue butterfly locs

He would teach you how to play drums, he even got you your own drumset

He was surprised when he had gone on tour and came back and you sat him down and played every song on appiete for destruction

Stevie would worship the ground you walk on

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Request list

Riot club

Dimitri

Harry

Alastair

Guy

Ed

Rock bands

Motley crue

Guns n roses

Beatles

Ozzy osbourne

Nirvana

Metallica

Van halen

Aerosmith

Bob dylan

Jimi hendrix

Dave mustaine

Rules

I do not write incest or rape

My fics are for poc's specially black people so I do not write for white readers

I write for lgbtq readers also

If I am not comfortable with writing for a request I will tell the requester

No homphobia, racism, and or abliesm, period

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How would you guys if I wrote for ozzy osbourne?

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Quiting

Tommy lee x black gn reader

Tommy doesn't like your smoking habit

Tommy

"You should really quit baby"

You rolled your eyes at him while you lit Your cigarette, you knew smoking was a nasty habit and it's dangerous but old habits die hard.

"Tommy, you smoke more than I do" you said matter of factly

Tommy smoke 2 packs a week, you only smoked twice a day always have. But for some reason Tommy really hated when you smoked, he refused to kiss you till you brushed your teeth, wouldn't even cuddle you cause he said that it ruined the way the beautiful scent of your curls. Man's one time wouldn't let you wear his jacket outside because he just didn't want you to smoke

"I know baby, but hey! We could quit together, ya know, supporting each other being there for one another, just me and my baby being supportive"

"I don't know tommy"

"Please babe, for me" batting his blue puppy eyes at you

How could you resist that face, that beautiful desperate face that just wanted so badly for his baby to be healthy

"OK fine, I will give quiting a try"

"YESS!, thank you so much baby" he said kissing your cheek and going inside

You sighed heavily, you knew this wouldn't be easy but hey it was an adventure, one that your not quite sure about but hey that's life with tommy.

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Lars ulrich dating a plus size reader

Lars ulrich x black gn reader

So ya boy is such a softy when It comes to romance

Like he's not a rom com type, rose petal on bed type, sweet poems from the heart

But he will always keep you happy and smiling, make sure he's a good provider for you

Your always taken care of and spoiled when ever possible, man's is protective af

He knows you can take care of yourself and are actually quite independent

But lars still feels like it his job as your goofy ass boyfriend

This boy is insane about your curves, like fucking insanely so

Man's is a feeder so if you like to feast like I do, this is your man

Mans will make you spaghetti, burgers, so many good foods

He banned things like scales,flat tummy teas,skinny popcorn etc. From your guys home

He hates toxic diet culture with a passion, he finds it to be problematic and overall bullshit society trys to sell you

Now if you want to start working out more and dieting in a healthy way

He will support you but make it clear that it isn't necessary and he love you either way

He'll go with you when you go clothes shopping

He knows how hard and overwhelming clothes shopping is for you sometimes

He loves everything you try on soooo much!

Man is all over you complimenting and hands exploring your curves

If you didn't stop him to remind him you two are in a public dressing room

He would have definitely taken you right there, shit man debated it for a second before you shoved him out the room

He comforts you on days were your insecure

But will say man is trash at first, like he's so confused and just wants you too be happy but can't find the words

Like his brain is just going

"OuR AnGEl iS UpsET, OuR AngEL iS UpsET, whatdowedo-whatdowedo ahhhhh"

On days we're he's really worried about your mental state

He will take you everywhere with him, while he's drumming, in rehearsal, shit you had to reassure him that you would be fine if he left you alone to go to the bathroom for 5 minutes

"Lars I'm not going to the bathroom with you just go"

He fucking hate when groupies try to get on/at him now

He just wants them to get the fuck away from him

So he can go and party with his god/godess of a partner but will they back the fuck off

no they will not

One time this girl just kept coming back and kept trying and trying and trying

Eventually lars was just fuck done and pulled you into his lap, starred the blonde girl in the eye and went

"THIS IS MY PARTNER, THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM, NOW IF YOU WOULD KINDLY LIKE TO GO FOCK YOURSELF, THAT WE APRECIATED"

You have to calm him down after that one

Which wasn't hard for you but still you were surprised by how mad lars was

God forbid he hears somebody talking about you infront of him

Like instantly dead

One time a roadie didn't know you were lars partner and called you "that ugly fat groupie"

It took the whole band and five security guards to get him off of the roadie

To be honest the band didn't help get lars off the guy much though

Shit if lars didn't whoop his ass they would have probably ended up jumping the guy

Your like family to them

Lars has his own insecurities also

He thinks he talks too much and is an asshole, he is also afraid of being a failure

When this happens you just try to remind him and reinforce that while he has his moments

He is probably one of the sweetest most welcoming people you know.

And that as long has he stays you sweet goofy supportive man, you will always love him

Overall lars just love you so much its almost a scary amount, but hey can you blame him

I mean if you had a partner like he does you would be the same way