#lars ulrich

[heidismagblog]

[kirkhammettz]

what is on cliff’s shoulder ..? 😭

[aplaceforyourhearttorest]

it's not a birthday without pie ♡

[superduperfarter]

idek why i drew this tbh i just felt like it

[catchymemes]

[doubletalkingmaeve]

“My child is completely fine” your child wants to get their back blown by a 60+ year old man with a former addiction problem

[metallicaslut]

when the video isn't three pixels and fried audio 😫

[fallen-starchild]

don’t forget to kiss the homies <3

[duffsvelvet]

[haywire-hetfield]

[ridethehammett]

favorite quotes from my favorite rockstars!!

(that i yell around my house)

“your fucking band sucks!” -chris fehn, slipknot

“we got caught jerking off.” -krist novoselic, nirvana

“light em up!” -sid wilson, slipknot

“it’s a song…and we wrote it! 😃 no, um—” -jonathan davis, korn

(referring to craig) “look at him, do you wanna talk to him? i don’t wanna talk to him and i’m in a band with him.” -corey taylor, slipknot

“but you know wanna know what? i said i’m madonna, and i can do anything, okay?” -sebastian bach, skid row

“it’s not a tv studio…josh! turn these lights out! it’s a fucking rock concert!” eddie vedder, pearl jam

“hey, ugly. hey, BITCH.” -layne staley, alice in chains

“and i’ve been bugginaboutfletsomandjetsam for a long time.” -jason newsted, metallica

*silence* “…you can’t prove that.” -sean kinney, alice in chains

“👹WE DON’T WANNA TALK TO METALLICA.👹” lars ulrich, metallica

“WHERE’S THE SWIMMING POOL AT? 🗣️” -kirk hammett, metallica

“THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT!?” -kirk hammett, metallica

“which metallica member is the most pregnant?” -lars ulrich, metallica

“everybody from underneath the stage gonna be lookin’ at my NUTS.” -jonathan davis, korn

“hope i choke on a crepe. hm, hope you choke on a dick.” *struggles to end the video* -dave mustaine, megadeth

“HAAAHAAAHAAAA! 🗣️” -fred durst, limp bizkit

[veronicaisnotonline]

Kill 'Em All (1983) by Metallica - cassette insert

[aplaceforyourhearttorest]

march 5th, 1983 ♡

[posercorpse]

i love the way jason delicately moves lars' hair here so i made these

[skeletonea]

Everyone Say Happy Birthday Daddy Kirk!

[reincarnationoftheparty]

He’s so golden retriever puppy 🥺