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I want Jean Grey’s heart! I want her head! I want her soul!
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how about them single parent!au's??
im on the bus and my 2-year-old won’t stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did
i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again
you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby
we are friends and my child’s first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared
you’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “i’ll go” i feel like we might as well be married
we’ve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married
our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parents’ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments
we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “so i guess we share this hotel room?”)
our children are best friends….yeah
“i’m so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendous”
you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with people’s hair and now they won’t let go of you
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GLOW (2017-)
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badmusesdoitwell:
@goblinqveen (because I wanna)

💻 – “There is a 90% probability that you will be attacked on sight if the X-Men see you here.”
❝ Of course, they’re very “ stab first, ask questions never ” aren’t they ? ❞
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Bridget Regan photographed by Sela Shiloni (2018)
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iZombie → 3.10 “Return of the Dead Guy”
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so i just opened up the askbox bc i juST REALIZED I DIDN’T DO IT EARLIER
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sentence starters based on w. eno’s thom pain ( based on nothing ). adjust as needed.
❝ your throat must be getting dry from all the things you’ll never say. ❞
❝ i’m no good at magic but i can do a disappearing act. ❞
❝ who am i, now? what difference does it make? ❞
❝ some things are really not ours to decide. ❞
❝ you hurt me. i bled into the night. ❞
❝ we have an understanding, unknown to us both. ❞
❝ there is no reason for you not to be afraid. ❞
❝ shall i stroke your cheek, gently - almost not at all - and bring you a glass of cold water in the restless humid night? ❞
❝ you’ll see me soon enough, i suspect. ❞
❝ i might be better off if i’d gone with my heart. ❞
❝ au revoir, bitch. pardon my french. ❞
❝ find romance in the aisles of all-night stores. ❞
❝ in a world full of difference, i see none between you and me. ❞
❝ think of me, fucking around with your life. try to smile. ❞
❝ the thought of you doesn’t disgust me that much. ❞
❝ isn’t it wonderful, how we never recover? ❞
❝ this makes me act out; lash out. or lash in. ❞
❝ maybe i was born with a little headache. ❞
❝ sometimes i look off somewhere, expecting something i want to see. ❞
❝ you are brave and true and reckless. ❞
❝ my life to this point was mishap after mishap. ❞
❝ try to be brave. try to be someone else. ❞
❝ every night spent in the body is a fitful night. ❞
❝ just remember the simple humanity before you. ❞
❝ when did your childhood end? ❞
❝ we’ll all made similar mistakes. ❞
❝ you really are very forgiving. ❞
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plotting call since i got no icons
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just saying but everyone should smooch maddie she’s very shippable and very evil and it’s very sexy
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tfw you married a clone of your dead girlfriend but suddenly your dead girlfriend isn’t dead and your wife is pissed off and calling herself the goblin queen :/
#SHITPOST ‹ ᛈ♅☾ › ❴ i’m sneakie. i’m clever. i’m shiftie. i’m goblin. and ? and i’m comin. please don’t. ❵#gotta start the blog off right
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please let it be known that i do not acknowledge pm ANY of her canon post inferno and i HEAVILY REWORK INFERNO i need to reread it to be able to make a Big Info Post but yeah in this house she by the end she wasn’t the villain but clearly a victim of something fucking w/ her bc … she is …..
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