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Top 5 women?
bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly
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tell me
#fan blasting to avoid being warm for even a second and also for white noise#lights off or Maybe some string lights if i’m in the right mood#i almost never listen to music cuz i find it makes it harder for me to fall asleep and easier to wake up in the middle of the night#for some reason idk why cuz i would love to listen to music while i snooze#gotta have at least 2 pillows but i will wedge my head between them or lay on blahaj/other stuffed animal instead#also omg heyyyy guys it’s been 2 years since i logged into this account what’s up
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That actually happened to me a couple hundred years ago
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Fulfilling sidequests instead of writing this essay
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shiittttt old ebeneezer could get it too
will you relax
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The world is better with transsexuals in it
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What is Shrimp week?
Put shrimply: We are going to post shrimp that week 🦐
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