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Funniest thing Toby could do with Gaster is give Sans a line about “my dad’s coming over tomorrow, you should come over and meet him”, only to say “oh man you just missed him” in the following chapter.

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Kris and the Player// Part 1

Mini comic

I had a dream where the SOUL could shapeshift into anything they wanted

When the otherworldly being controlling you loves you so much they take your form in hopes of you liking them back

Part 2

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Deltarune Two Knights/Goddess Theories

I've had thoughts racing through my head for the past week and I think I've finally condensed them into a two theories I'm happy with: a timeline of events regarding the identity of the Roaring Knight that I'm almost 100% confident in (two Knights) and another I'm not as confident in but has way more interesting implications (God-Dess). I have anything God-Dess related in blue so if you're not buying it you can still read the more plausible parts without being bogged down.

Seven (not a solid number, just how long How to Draw Dragons hasn't been returned, which seems oddly significant and roughly fits how the characters look in the TV flashback) years prior to current day when Dess and Asriel were about our current age, Asriel and Dess did Dark World shenanigans (the "original version" of events shown in the first two S-rank rooms, the content of which doesn't quite match up with weird chapters 1+2 (white cloak as first party member, why does Alphys of all people play such a prominent role?). Just like what happened between Asriel and Chara, Asriel goes along with a plan to get stronger (possibly concocted by the more punk/metal Dess). A tragedy occurs and Dess is sealed in the bunker (as seen in the Lost Girl code dialogue).

It's possible that, rather than Dess, this was spurred on by a Chara analogue in the friend group (or possibly UT's Chara acting as their Dark Prince a-la "Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next"). With {"My 'human soul'[heart-shaped object]. My 'determination'. They were not mine, but YOURS." from first Geno ending + "the demon that comes when people call its name" from second Geno ending + "When the demon heart is crying" & "with your heart as my mark" from Raise Up Your Bat (almost definitely by or from the perspective of Dess)} I think Dark Prince Chara is more compelling, but I'm still not too sure. Dess's tragedy was or resulted in Dess and "Chara" merging into godhood (not hypergodhood, there aren't multiple human and monster souls in there). This would also match up with the Spamton Sweepstakes December page name change: Dess no longer means December, but Goddess.

Just like in UT, the human soul finds a new host, and the remainder is left in a meta-aware state (Lost Girl/Flowey). Without knowing of the soul's migration, we might be the thing worse than catastrophy meant to be in the shelter. This would also point to Dess's tragedy being Snow Grave related, as it would explain how we are able to teach Snow Grave to Noelle: Dess developed it naturally from getting stronger so we the soul have seen it (plus OST 47.C (the "song" that plays when we first see Carol) could be the sounds of this event, which could also recontextualize Kris's connection to the sounds of the ocean (i.e. Asriel told them to close their eyes and, as is a theme throughout Dark World events, their imagination worked upon that sound (perhaps the sounds of winds blowing fiercely like in the Knight's attacks?))).

Asgore was the one to seal Dess in the bunker (C4 Noelle's house vent dialogue shows he has what is presumably a Black Shard, a Dark World artifact he's certain can explain everything and get Toriel back). Unable to explain sealing a child in the shelter, he becomes a pariah, being kicked off the police force and divorced. Only a handful of people know the truth, among them being Alphys (whose dialogue when asked about the shelter implies she knows more than she's letting on, and would parallel with her knowledge of the True Lab in UT, maybe she was part of the friend group), and Carol who is one of the few people to not treat Asgore as a pariah and…

The Knight we meet in C3 is so obviously Carol: they have the same cross-shaped antlers, wield a one-handed slashing weapon (Carol's katana, mentioned in city hall C4 and seen hanging in the kitchen), Susie's dialogue during the C3 Knight fight makes a compelling parallel to how she talks to Carol in C4, Carol's introduction OST being the sounds of wind blowing like many of the Knight's attacks, the Knight's first attack pattern being a spray of flowers that explode into thorns tying to Noelle's imagery. She seems to be working to power up our soul: our Dark World level increases with each Fountain we seal, and the Knight both wants Kris to open portals and needs the soul to be in the Dark World (Kris's C4 phone call says as much). The only thing the soul uniquely does in the Dark World (that Kris would even remotely want, so no Weird Route or secret bosses (which Kris is ostensibly freaked out by)) is save/load (which Kris may be able to do on their own anyway, we save over their file at the beginning of the game) and close portals. This is where I lean towards God-Dess being true, since without it I can't fathom why this would be a desired series of events; you'd either want Kris to open Fountains and keep us as far away as possible or Kris not opening Fountains and having us close them where they occur.

However, assuming God-Dess happened, this could be an attempt to get us to Dess's level in an attempt to re-merge the two parts and revive her (Kris can live without us and is actively trying to keep us away from the shelter [obscuring the code, walking us away from the door in C4], and a kid so protective over Noelle [C4 Weird Route] would certainly participate in a similarly close friend's resurrection).

However, there will be a second identical Roaring Knight later in the story. In Ralsei's C2 telling of the prophecy, when he talks about the Titans, the central figure matches almost exactly with C4's Titan, while the two figures on either side of it are strikingly similar to the Knight (albeit with the Titan's face shield but not its body eyes). Everything that justifies the Knight being Carol also applies to Dess, and the first Knight's weapon has an odd shape somewhere between a sword and a baseball bat often depending on how it's being held, so two visually identical Roaring Knights, one wielding a bat-like sword and the other wielding a sword-like bat seems very likely.

Within the possibility of Goddess, maybe awakening the first Titan will give Carol the idea to use them to expedite the process or replace the need for our soul by using the Titans, only for the Titans to somehow fill the void left by the soul (thus giving the Knights the Titan's face shield just like in the prophecy). This Titan+Monster "anti-god" might then become the Angel given the Titan's angelic wings, but I think more likely Noelle will still become the Angel; a messenger of the Goddess.

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TV time 📺

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"gooner" is straight up just a weird conservative dogwhistle at this point

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and now, due to popular demand...

...the shark gets rotated.

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What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

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Let's connect some dots here

The Trump administration kidnaps and sends hundreds of people to a prison camp in El Salvador with no due process (meaning they never have to prove these people committed whatever offence the Admin claims)

The Administration sets the precedent that anyone, up to green card holder and naturalized citizens, will be subject to this for practicing free speech in a way the Administration doesn't like

The Administration puts out two Executive Orders, one which says they believe trans people and parents of trans children are all sexual offenders and another that anyone who criticizes Israel is a terrorist

The President puts out a statement, in public, saying he wants to find ways to send US citizens to those foreign prison camps

The Administration directly defies 2 different SCOTUS decisions that say anyone who is deported must get due process and (this one a unanimous decision) they must return a wrongfully deported man

The US President now tells the President of El Salvador, again in public, that they will need to expand their facilities because he wants to start sending "homegrown criminals" to El Salvador very soon

We aren't even in boiling the frog territory any more, we're in a flash frier.

Like I hate sounding like a fucking tinfoil hat nutjob, but it's clear as day, right? He's saying exactly what he wants to do. And no one is doing anything about it. They're just saying "hey that's illegal!" and then letting it happen anyway.

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Drawing this 4 part comic that’s four pages each that’s going to take me an entire month to finish

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Don’t….. fuckin power wash your roof. Don’t let anyone power wash your roof.

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the way he says “ridged chips” is on the top of 2014’s best sounds of the twenty four teens

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Posting babygirl Cloud to cleanse my soul