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"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

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it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

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“neurodivergence is a superpower” i would love to be able to sit in a restaurant without wanting to cry but okay

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I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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if i had a nickel for everytime will ferrell played a capitalist in an a movie about a famous children’s toy i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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ND culture is listening to only one single song on repeat every waking hour for an entire month because it makes your brain cells happy in a way that no other song does and if that song was more than sound waves you would very much like to eat it.

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two amazing trailers released today 💞🕷🕸

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[ID: A black cat stepping into an open pizza box. Right onto the pizza.]

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“did you check the weather” girl its literally march. you cannot predict the weather in any way that matters.