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Containment facility for weird town that seems outside of time except it has seasons and crops grow… just not the people

my conspiracy theory is that pelican town is a containment facility for the biggest drama queens in the world

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“I adore whatever is wrong with you” perfect words for most AO3 Authors

This is too funny

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amelia bedelia core

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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he teeth too big for he mouth

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1994, dir. Neil Jordan

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Bucky Barnes, through the whole damn movie:

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27 - 2 =25

48+2=50

50 + 25=75

kaboom

i always look for the five and tens to make life easier

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the telepath and 4th wall are communicating with eachother and making fun of me

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

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they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.

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i think i’m bipolar

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my radical proposition: ban all sports. no one gets to sport

"do you want women competing against trans athletes" yes? I also want women competing against male athletes. and competing alongside them. because segregating sports by gender is extremely shitty actually?

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i was not expecting the haunted mansion mission in vtm bloodlines. my first play through ever, i pick fucking malkavian so i already hear voices.

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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i’ve been OBSESSED with lao gan ma on plain rice since I was like 7. Shit has never failed me

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

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my what nice knives, i’ll pick one up for good luck! Got a big meeting today!! Hope it goes well :)

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

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what episode of House MD is this

obsessed w this sign at the hospital