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i pride myself on being unfunny and unpopular yes this is my original background photo from when i joined the site
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the telepath and 4th wall are communicating with eachother and making fun of me
anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me
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they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.
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#solas#astarion#leon kennedy#klance#remus lupin#sirius black#so many more please i can’t type them all
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i think i’m bipolar
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my radical proposition: ban all sports. no one gets to sport
"do you want women competing against trans athletes" yes? I also want women competing against male athletes. and competing alongside them. because segregating sports by gender is extremely shitty actually?
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i was not expecting the haunted mansion mission in vtm bloodlines. my first play through ever, i pick fucking malkavian so i already hear voices.
#one of the scares got me so bad i attacked a doorbell while jumping sideways#vampire the masquerade#vtmb#elevator squished me :(#i had to redo the mansion four times because the flying pots kept killing me#why did i pick malkavian
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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?
Then about a week into their journey like
Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying
Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst
Legolas:
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i’ve been OBSESSED with lao gan ma on plain rice since I was like 7. Shit has never failed me
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
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my what nice knives, i’ll pick one up for good luck! Got a big meeting today!! Hope it goes well :)
Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
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what episode of House MD is this

obsessed w this sign at the hospital
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I wasn't aware of this one, so I'm trying to spread the word.
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blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff… whatever you say gorgeous
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i want to kiss all of the companions on the forehead and tuck them into a race car bed i love them so much
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it hurts to not be able to do the task. I’m in mental pain but the task is impossible to start doing. i’m receiving psychic damage from not doing the task
people who dont experience it cannot comprehend how awful executive dysfunction is. I WANT to do the task, i have the resources TO do the task, i will feel better having DONE the task
but i cant fucking do the task
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