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stuff happening on r/discoelysium
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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)
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#oh my god look at his face#I don't remember much of this arc when I read it ages ago in the manga#I TOTALLY REMOVED THE RADAR THING FROM MY MEMORY#BUT HIS FACE HE'S LIKE A CAT#CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HOW MUCH SEB IS CAT-LIKE#sebastian michaelis#kuroshitposting#kuroshitsuji#it's been 15 years and I'm still deep into kuroshitsuji
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#thanks for making me discover this chapter#I didn't even know it existed until no#kuroshitposting#kuroshitsuji#black butler#sebastian michaelis
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guys it’s finally official, our ciel’s real name is [indecipherable text]
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with the whole weight of the law, Vicquemare 💋
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That one golden kamuy panel but with okita and ryoma
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wilf (wip i’d like to finish)
#god there's so much shit I need to finish and i'm so buried in work and uni all the goddamn time#i missed this hellhole of tumblr
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this description of Kim's whistling from the swings scene, so beautiful and melodic that it 'puts the insulindic thrush to shame.' and heals Harry’s morale is such a wonderful description of falling in love
You hear the sound echo on the large body of water. Clouds race across the spring sky, and suddenly you just feel better. About everything.
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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking.
#GOD THIS#idk i feel like I had my *I wanna date this character* phase when I was 13 and it ended by the time I was 16#now I just think this exact thing#there's nothing i'd add#and they're just too perfect for each other ;;; - ;;;
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Best worldbuilding detail of Disco Elysium is that imperial measurements DO NOT exist, and are not used anywhere in the world they are never even remotely acknowledged within the text. There is a vague discussion of the history of le Systemme Internationale (SI units) though not by that name, but there is even within that discussion there's no mention of what predated SI units.
The upshot of this is whenever someone uses imperial in a fanfic or even talks about DE with imperial units my visceral reaction is just "please do not yank in my nice clean fandom tia". Sorry, but also, please do not yank in my nice clean fandom thanks in advance.
#disco elysium#^^^^^^^^^^^^#love that DE doesn't to Imperial Units. FINALLY I CAN WRITE WITHOUT CONVERTING SHIT#and you can tell a fic was written by a USAmerican cause they fuck up all the time and write kilometers when they mean meters#and like google is free y'all. it's okay to check if you're not sure and run a conversion on sites for the sake of accuracy. we have to do#that all the fucking time#the visceral reaction is so spot on i'm thankful someone talked about that
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You deserve what you want
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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