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The more holes the more fanfiction to write Doctor, you should know this by now

If I looked like this instead would you still write fanfics about me?

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i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

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I'm friends with one of the Kode Kreiners and he keeps on trying to get me to smoke with him

I can't tell if he's flirting or not but I do know that Cousin Edwin can't go an hour without a smoke now so that's fun!

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I love you Dugga Doo

I love you Dugga Doo

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The biggest tragedy about living in the City of the Saved is that Dugga Doo is not human and so has no place here, I'm tired of only hearing reruns of his music I wanna hear him perform live

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Colin and Kristine Poole — Hot Diggety Dog

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Someone tell that bitch Antipathy that I survived and he didn't, fuck you Antipathy I'm a card carrying Antipathy hater

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Oh Cousin I wish it were that easy, an unfortunate side effect of sitting outside of history while recording all human lives that have, could, or did happen is that we don't have knowledge of individual outcomes of invasions and battles.

We have many people here who saw your invasion succeed and saw you triumphant but just as many who saw the invasion fail and watched you die in the attempt.

Thanks to the City sitting outside of causality we're uncertain which one came first and which one is the timeline being rewritten. You do win in one continuity but lose -and die- in another.

I only hope the Grandfather allows the final outcome of the final timeline to be for your victory though, because the timelines in which you fail are FUCKED!

*gains many new recruits*

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Wonderful job Cousin! We're seeing many old recruits here singing your praise for recruiting them when they were young!

*gains many new recruits*

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Friendly reminder that if you are human and going to die we have a spot for you reserved after Resurrection Day! Join the Rump Parlement and save your place in the life after life today!

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This pride month the Rump Parlement is siding with the LGBTQIA+ Community and are proudly asking the ex-deceased gays of the city to join our cause!

If you're queer but have yet to die you can preregister and have a spot waiting for you the moment you die!

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Maybe YOU have a friend-like relationship with the loa, couldn't be me, I fucking hate the loa

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Worry not Cousin, when you are reborn in the city he also will be. Then you'll be able to make him pay for an eternity!

How can Cwej do that to my closest and my precious friend Eliza. He will pay for his crimes!

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Cousin Justine! It is wonderful to see that you're here too!

The political situation is starting to look hopeful, I've heard speak of "potent" weapons that can kill even those existing here and have set a local detective on the case, I'm hopeful that she'll be able to track down these weapons for the Parlement, then we'll be able to resume some of our occult activities.

On that subject, unfortunately setting up a paradox within the City is nigh impossible thanks to any form of time manipulation being impossible here, if you could find some way to sneak any form of time manipulator into the city everyone at the Rump Parlement would sing your praises

Hello everyone, I am Godfather Avatar of Faction Paradox, long time resident in the City of the Saved, phantom highwayman of legend, and now that me and Godmother Jezebel have finally installed wifi into the Rump Parlement here I am on Tumblr!

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Leela, I will give you support with the full force of the Rump Parlement for your campaign

Having the presidential codes preserved in the city would be helpful

if there is an election, am I allowed to vote? will Romana be safe?

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play toys ?

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The Penguins have some secrets, there's a few more in the City of the Saved then most would guess seeing as they're not! Human!

Yeah what IS the CIA up to?????