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It's at this point Thor realises how it sounded. "No! I just meant you smile with a lot of.. teeth.. that's.. erm.." He realises that's not better as he's saying it. "Try smiling with no teeth!"

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"Work on it? What? Thor – is that how you usually respond to compliments?"

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"That's perfect! I can use my crayons to draw new ones!" He calls down to her then shrugs slightly. "Maybe.. Maybe not.. You coming up here or do I have to jump?"

She tries to contain her laughter by looking down at her boots for a moment, “jokes on you, all these tattoos are actually fake!”she looks up at him with a straight face , “so does that mean you’re like guaranteed to go ghost?”

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"Ohhh you have fallen into my trap little miss tattoo toes." Wade calls down to her as he swings his legs like he's just having a great time. "I already have cancer!"

She shakes her head with a laugh, her arms now crossing over her chest, “the chemicals in spandex and red dyes ALSO cause cancer!” She playfully argues, “as does prolonged exposure to direct sunlight!”

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👑 + sanji or zoro heee heee

SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE ! 

WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO I've watched all of the live action One Piece but only 159 eps of the anime (Wild to say only and then name a number that high but like that's barely anything) Then I stopped cus I got busy (I need to get back to it tbh) So I kinda hold off because I feel the One Piece rp community just know the characters better than me.

HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO 

ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

"Mademoiselle, what a pleasure it is to see you this fine evening, can I get you anything? Something to eat? A drink? Foot rub? Back rub?"

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Zoro looks to the left, then slowly looks to the right, then turns around and looks back the way he came, then turns back around again and looks ahead. Yep. He was lost.

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SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE ! 

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WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO

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ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):

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"We have time." It was kind of true. He wasn't exactly sure how long this trip was going to be, he may have to make some calls if it goes on too long but.. he was here for that, he wanted to get away.

She was a brat, he knew that about her long before now, if she could make a snarky comment or bully him some way, she was going to take it, it was who she was.

"I knew you'd say that." He admits, getting a please from her would be too easy, his eyes just look into hers as her thumb runs against his lips then suddenly he lifts up off the bed and rolls them both onto her side, body moving down suddenly on top f her as he grabs her hands and pins them to the bed.

The higher the risk, the higher the reward, right? She never shyed away from a thrill nor the adrenaline of something that perhaps would prove risky. Tangling with the prince of Gotham was risky, but he was not the prince of Gotham, he was just Bruce.

"Ambitious ain't you. There's a lot of country" he is too easy to tease and torment, too fun to bully. Even like this with his hands in her hair she can not help but to be a brat to him.

She melts in his kiss probably like every girl in his roster and she's unabashedly okay with that. "Hello?" Dinah is taken by surprise when as fast as he kissed her just as fast he stopped, his hand in her hair holding her where he wanted her.

"Ha." Her nose scrunches, her smile reaches her eyes. "I don't think I'm gonna"

His hand in her hair, hers would curl an index finger under his chin and her thumb would brush his bottom lip that carried her taste.

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His hands slide up her thighs as she perches on his lap. "Yeah." He admits looking into her eyes with a soft smile. "Surprise me Octavius."

"Perfect," the engineering and physics double major went on to murmur gently before perching in his lap a few moments later. "This place becoming a little too much today?" Jo murmured then. "So what kind of distraction did you want this time, Osborn?"

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He wouldn't pity fuck her, that's not what he had meant by what he had said, he would never take pity on her and he wouldn't accuse her of chasing him just to take revenge, he just wanted to make sure she knew what she was doing and the risks that came with it.

"We can plan the road trip." He nods slightly, he still very much wants to hit the road with her. His hand slides from her cheek to her hair as her nose presses to his, gripping it his eyes meet hers deeply. "I'm gonna fuck you all over this country." He whispers then suddenly kisses her.

As quickly as he kisses her, he quickly stops, hand pulling her hair slightly, noses back to lightly brushing each other. "But first you're gonna have to say please."

"If you think I need a pity fuck to get over a year old divorce you clearly don't know who you dealing with fucker" She'd flick his ear right there for even daring to accuse her of doing things just to cope. She coped...she did cope. "And if the next words out of your mouth is 'are you sure you ain't chasing me to take revenge on Oliver' just cause he always despised you I will kick your nipple off"

But he's tender. There's a gentle warmth to his hand when it's cuping her cheek. Dinah finds herself leaning into it more, looking into his eyes but she'd give him the courtesy of stopping this right here if he wasn't sure.

"You ain't got to do anything you will regret, Bruce. We can go back to chatting, plan the road trip." Back to banter, back to a 20 year old friendship that never really got to cross that boundary.

"But I kinda wanna know. You know? What makes all these chicks faint at the mere sight of you.And really if I am gonna end up in tomorrow's tabloids for eating a burger I might as well go all the way and have the Bruce buffet" He was just Bruce to her. Her tongue traced the bottom of her teeth as she studies his expression.

"Unless if you don't think you could handle me" Purr, purr, purr. He was reserved and gentle, she was goading, her lips ghosting right by his, her nose pressed against Bruce's.

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"Come up here and I'll check!" Wade exclaims, he could go down but then they're in the street with all the people and up on this roof was pretty relaxed. "A lighter!? To smoke!? Don't you know that causes cancer!"

She looks around for the face behind the voice before realizing it’s come from the rooftops. She looks up, catching glimpse of the man in the red suit, “I’m not sure!” She calls up, “you’d have to look!” She cracks a smile before moving to the side to let sidewalk goers pass. “You got a lighter?” She calls up.

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"Don't force it, honey buns is good but if you try and think of something and force it, it just isn't.. the vibe" Nathan tells her with a chuckle as he follows her to the arcade. "My butt is great though, I won't lie about that."

She steals one last kiss before reluctantly pulling away to continue their adventure towards the arcade. "I need something like 'sugar tits', for you...'honey buns'? " she laughs, "cause of your cute little bubble butt?" she stops to try to spank him, giggling as she does. "I don't have anything good.”

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He blinks as the words leave her lips, instantly he wonders what kind of sick prank this is before she kicks his ass, that's how these superheroes always were, they'd bust in, kick his ass and lock him up, he knew they saw him as a joke, so what was the joke here.

She keeps talking and he slowly realises there is no joke, this is serious. He's needed for something world saving. He gets to be the hero for once.

"Hell yeah."

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"It can be. Or this can be the part that you save the world."

Was she actually doing this? Relying on Kiteman? The world she woke up to was certainly strange. "A little bird told me you sold a kite to Penguin. Wouldn't be the one rigged with a dirty bomb above town hall would it?" It was a defaced kite seeing as Penguin's mark was on it. Maybe the Peguin stole it, who knew, but it was rigged with a dirty bomb and it was due to rain radioactive debris in Gotham in T 3 hours.

"And I can't believe I have to say these words....take it how serious the situation is..." She didn't want to say it.

She sighed. Loudly. "I need a kite expert"

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"When have I ever made fun of your mess?" He retorts, maybe when he first went to her place but the next few times he figured she just lived like that.. also he had Alfred, his place would probably be much worse without him.

"Ah, It's fine, I've been through worse." He shrugs, then suddenly she's practically on him, looking for a scar, he has a scar, heck he's more scar than man, it was always hard to explain away he was grateful with her he didn't need to.

He's about to point out where the specific scar is when she suddenly kisses him, it happens so fast he barely gets a chance to react to it.

"You taste of smoke" He teases her as his tongue runs along his lips, his hand moving to gently cup her cheek softly. He wants this, he wants to kiss her.. and more.. he could try and lie to himself and say he didn't but it would be that, lies.

"Are you sure you're ok with.. what just happened?" He asks. "If it was an impulse coping mechanism, it's ok.. I will always be there for you Dinah, I just don't want you to regret something later."

"Okay you never get to make fun of my messy house again dumpster rat"

"That's actually...awful. Like really terrifying" And he spoke of it so casually, like it was just another day in the life of. "Have you got a scar? I wanna see" She'd even try to lift his shirt to check putting her can down on the floor for safe keeping so she could investigate.

Somewhere between trying to torment him via his own story and actually being curious if he done a good job her hands were on his bare sides. Oh no, his sides, whatever next. Stupid that she looked at him and froze.

In for a penny in for a pound as they said, she'd lean forward to finally sate that curiosity of why ever girl fell to his feet. Just the briefest of pecks, one that would maybe make him uncomfortable if unwanted but one she could come back from and just pretend didn't happen with an apology.

"Huh- I honestly thought you'd have Chardonnay flavored lips the way every chick fawns over you"

"Can't see the fuss." Then why had she been unable to stop looking at him.

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Anon about your links page- so your page might work, but my wifi might be the issue because I tried it on mobile and read the rules over. Wanted to let you know so you know there's nothing to fix or anything wrong with your stuff

Oh good :) Also if there's ever any questions or anything like that about anything. Feel free to just ask!

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Hi! I want to follow but can't locate your rules. The link on your pinned is broken. Do you have an alt link I can look over before deciding?

Sure. Weird that link is broken for you. It works for me. Here's the link anyway > https://goddamnmuses.tumblr.com/rules

It can all be summed up pretty quickly with: Don't be a dick.

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This place looked rough, was this really what she had in mind for a get away, if she'd have given him some time to plan something maybe they could have escpaed to a little cottage in the french countryside or something, but no, that was Bruce Wayne, Rich boy.. he was being Bruce Wayne, Dude.. whatever that meant.

"I've had more difficult teeth pulling." He admits, some of the interrogations he'd done in the past.. may have bordered on the beyond brutal side from time to time, he wasn't proud of it.

He does follow after her like a little puppy though, even stopping as she stops at the vending machine. "I.. don't mind a candy bar as a treat every now and then." he admits. "Not right now though." he quickly clarifies before she gets him one, he'll take that ginger ale he sees her ordering though.

"It'll be nice, not existing for a little while." he comments as he follows her into the room, taking a look around before raising an eyebrow at her request and sitting himself down, lifting her legs and putting them on his lap, he knows the drill. "Well.. I once got hurt so bad I dragged myself into a dumpster to perform medical procedures as best as I could on myself without being found." He offers. That was a pretty low point.

She felt a little elated to be practically on his lap. How stupid, to be like the giddy girls that fawned over him just by his closeness. She chuckled to herself and drove them off.

It was a good place to lay low for a while when the heat got on her too much. The sort of off the interstate motel that bothered to clean their sheets but had no surveillance for the clientele that brought company of the employed variety. The sort of place where the receptionist cared about giving out the keys but would not look up from his book long enough to notice Bruce Wayne or ask for IDs for the room.

Cash, up front, two nights. And $50 for room deposit if there was no card on file.

"Do I have to pay for parking?" Last time she had to pay for parking.

Are you gonna be staying long?

"I don't know, I paid for two nights so two nights"

Establishment takes no liability in the parking lot.

"Yey- free parking" Dinah acted excited rolling her eyes the moment she turned to Bruce, why couldn't the receptionist just say no or yes.

"That was like pulling teeth" Dinah remarked and off they'd go to room 17.

"Let me guess you don't eat refined sugar?" she'd stop by the vending machine first for...there was nothing carby in there. Great.

Great.

Whatever.

Lemonade and ginger ale it would have to be.

"Shitty kinda joint but they wash the sheets well enough and we don't exist" She sometimes could fly under the radar if she tried, Bruce was a world known celebrity and thus a little harder to keep private.

"What is the worst place you ever stayed in. Regail me" She plonked herself on the sad excuse of a couch facing the bed patting the seat next to herself and if he took it, she'd sprawl her legs over his for comfort and knock their cans together in a toast.

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He sits up a little and then leans back, pushing his chair out from under his desk as he looks at her approaching. Patting his lap he shrugs. "I could do with the distraction."

The scientist's daughter let out a small laugh, "Yeah...as I recall. You usually like that." Jo managed crossing towards him. "Or is my boy not feeling up to much right now?"

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Hearing her words before his eyes fall upon her a smile dares to grace his face for a moment, eyes then moving to see her as she shuts the door behind her. "Something like that, yeah.. you here to distract me?"

"So I heard you could use a little distraction," Jo managed stepping into his office shutting the door right immediately behind her. "Rough day?" The scientist's daughter went on to manage as she approached him.