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For today's post i offer you :

Hydro Moons yuri

With a side of :

Pyro Suns claymores yuri

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I now have maxed out Barghest

And still 0 cait.

"oh man, i really like cait, I'm gonna restart FGO to get her!" i said foolishly.

Little did i know the pain that would come...

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Crashing out.

"oh man, i really like cait, I'm gonna restart FGO to get her!" i said foolishly.

Little did i know the pain that would come...

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"oh man, i really like cait, I'm gonna restart FGO to get her!" i said foolishly.

Little did i know the pain that would come...

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Remember how TOKYOPOP got 2nd Eruption and we all coped for animated version at long last? Yeeeaaaaah.

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The average hi3rd citizen is as blind as naked mole rat.

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Honkai Impact 3rd relationship chart v2

Notes :

Some non familial bonds were not included because either i didn't see it like that (probably labeled those as "friends") or i didn't know.

I tried only putting the most implied romantic links but some of my personal ships, that you may disagree with, were included and some ships were just labeled as "friends", simply because i don't see the relationship as romantic.

No pictures because they would be too low resolution and blurry, but if enough people beg i will try to make it work.

I haven't labeled the dead characters, i didn't feel like it was necessary and due to not keeping up as much with part 2 i might miss characters and i didn't want to just do a half ass job.

You may disagree with this chart in any way shape or form but keep civil and polite.

According to Ibis Paint i spent 7h on this.

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Auntie Seele real

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FUCK YOU GOLDSHIP

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TOKYOPOP LICENSED 2ND ERUPTION THIS IS NOT A DRILL 2ND ERUPTION ANIMATED MIGHT BECOME REAL

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I would make an update to the relationship chart but each arc of part 2 kills and revives a character so like by the time I'm done it's already gonna be outdated.

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Why is blud tryna become an elden lord

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You can never predict what people will go ham over.

Exhibit A : The Water Cooler.

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Ok so i saw this string of thoughts on Twitter right (@SirSealVT & @neoShootingstar) and I'm just gonna string it all together into one big post and maybe add some of my own points/ thoughts (everything is under the cut) :

It all starts with the realization that Susie isn't The Girl in the Prophecy, she just doesn't fit, Ralsei mentions The Girl is supposed to wear the ribbons armors we find, which Susie doesn't do (you quite literally can't equip those on her), the images shown whenever The Girl is mentioned do not ressemble Susie at all either.

This may look like Rude Burster at first glance but it is too round and circular to be that, Rude Burster is sharper and triangular and instead of 3 "slices" Rude Burster only has a singular.

Instead what the Prophecy is showing is the ACT action icon.

And still could work, Susie is the one to introduce teammate ACTs (S-action and R-action) separate of Kris, so she still has a somewhat important relation to the ACT system.

The second image used by the Prophecy to describe The Girl however...

...clearly depicts a girl holding a sword, not an axe like Susie.

If Susie isn't supposed to be The Girl, then who is? I already teased it with the ACT image, but it is speculated to be Noelle, i mean she seemingly has the most important role outside of the main playable cast, and also according to reddit user u/NigouLeNobleHiboux if you hack in Noelle in your party she is able to equip both JingleBlade and BlackShard no other swords which seems like it was made on purpose, the JingleBlade is probably just for the joke, but the BlackShard which is only obtainable if you have the Shadow Mantle and beat the optional boss fight Roaring Knight (technically the shadow mantle is not mandatory but most people aren't mentally ill enough to attempt the knight without it) so Noelle being able to use it would fit with the depiction of The Girl.

But hold on, isn't the Prophecy all mighty accurate? Shouldn't we be with Noelle if she truly is The Girl.

Well allow me to introduce you to one feathered idiot.

Yup, unironically Berdly is the reason the Prophecy isn't prophecy-ing currently.

But why is that? Well remember in the beginning of Chapter 1, we were supposed to be with Noelle, she was about to ask Alphys if Kris could join their team, but Berdly intervened and while ranting, Susie showed up and there we go, we got the wrong Girl on the team, a girl not eager to be a hero, a girl who says "fuck you i do what i want", a girl who doesn't follow the soul mindlessly, ready to ignore directions, a free girl who will die before her freewill is overwritten.

But hold on, isn't Berdly the idiot who stopped the Prophecy solely like that because of a spelling bee he won (okay it's deeper than that but we aren't here for a Berdly analysis).

And how did he lose? Ah right because Noelle didn't spell December.

And here we see a magnificent Domino effect :

December Holiday dissapears -> Noelle loses Spelling Bee and Berdly wins -> Berdly stops Noelle from joining Kris and "forces" Susie to be with Kris -> The Prophecy is now inaccurate/wrong -> The fate of the world will change and its future is no longer predetermined.

Dess is the start and end of Deltarune, The Girl of the prophecy is the same girl who caused it to fail.

Well to give credit where credit is due, the Prophecy isn't 100% inaccurate, it's still somewhat rights on what happens in the chapters but whatever the end of it that Susie saw? I don't think she will just do what it tells her to do, she didn't like what she saw so she will do everything to not make it happen.

Bonus : Snowgrave and Weird Route

So killing Berdly, and slowly forcing Noelle back into the team by manipulating her and driving Susie away, uh. Really seems like Snowgrave is all about setting the record straight and fixing the broken Prophecy to go back in line and do as it tells us.

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Hey guys do you think Edwin was so far down at one point that he tried to fuck the mimic Fiona.