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he is my little scrimbly i love him mroe than life itself

he’s fifteen minutes old
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it becomes airborne with me i am the fungus
*Destiel Cooties*
Considering how some haters consider us a disease (kind of like grade-school children)
Reblog to spread the Destiel Cooties to your followers.
(Rubs my Destiel cooties all over you)
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YEEAAAHHHH WE LOVE TO SEE IT

thank you Canada 🇨🇦
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she scrongle on my dongle till i bing bing
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the dread of knowing your friends can see your tumblr and regularly check it
#true fear#you've never known terror until you post some shit like “she scrongle on my dongle till i bing bing” and then see that a friend has liked i
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Bisexual panic but less panic and more an underlying, pulsing, nauseating terror both of them hating you and of them loving you because either way you know you're going to or already have disappointed them
#idfk man#how to stop exactly one person from seeing your posts#how to block friends without actually blocking them#BACK FOUL BEAST YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE#i have a tummyache :(#i fear this may be a rebound of my cringe phase#i am cringe but i am free#i am cringe and i am sad
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tits knockers double ds fun bags hooters chest puppies boobs melons jubblies chesticles mammaries milk jugs big breasts shoulder boulders on your chest bounce em shake em flash em too
Tiddies.
Tiddies are great
Big tiddies little tiddies one tiddies two tiddies uneven tiddies man tiddies
Gotta catch em all
<3
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everything in this post is the realest thing ive ever read (including the bisexuality)
season 4 dean is like “i’m fighting demons” and the whole time the demons are just bisexuality. meanwhile season 4 sam is like “i’m fighting demons” and they’re real and he’s drinking their blood
#dean winchester#sam winchester#i wonder why no one ever calls him Samuel#wouldn't that be funny#i wonder if he would hate it more than Sammy
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i was actually born in the wrong generation i was born to be an 8 year old child worker during the industrial revolution being paid three dollars and seven pennies a week for 15 hour work days until my bones go soft while mama works in a textile mill and papa works in the mine and my 7 siblings also work in the factory except for little Timmy because we had to sell him for food
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full penetration
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do you know how infuritated i became when my friend introduced me to SPN through Destiel only for him to tell me that not only do Cas and Dean not kiss, Cas is only introduced in season 4, and not only is he not there for the first 3 seasons, he fucking dIES IN SEASON 15 BECAUSE HE CONFESSED HIS LOVE FOR DEAN??? DO YOU KNOW HOW IRRATIONALLY ANGRY I BECAME WITH HIM??????
you can literally see cas and dean’s relationship begin to develop in fucking season 4. like in lucifer rising when dean is waiting in the angel room, and zachariah enters, dean stays the fuck away. he does not go anywhere NEAR that angel. they both basically do melodramatic laps around the room throughout the whole conversation. then cas enters and they’re fucking 2 inches away for 90% of the conversation. dean calls zachariah every name in the planet and dude could not care less. dean calls cas names and cas looks like he wants to kill himself. dean doesn’t let zechariah everywhere near him, and he fully trusts cas when cas puts a hand over deans mouth with a knife in the other hand.
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i haven't even gotten to this episode yet and i can feel the raw sexual tension oozing off of these two images alone


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if this doesn't work i will be devastated
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
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I made this in an among us lobby
I yearn for the cool embrace of the Earth I crave the rot and decay I ache to be forgotten I beg you, bury me alive Let me live my final moments in peaceful agony
#poetry#This probably sucks but I think I’m so cool#What if I became one with the worms would you love me then
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