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Hiding in your shadow

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I had the idea that everything would feast on dragon corpses, and slowly become part-dragon, leading to an ecological cascade of the lower tropic levels becoming almost 100% dragon and all the consequences of that and such

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

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Mammals after the KT extinction be like

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I feel like a lot of people unfortunately need this to be explained, given how they try to "debate" the topic: If you tell a conservative that their policies harm transgender or nonbinary minors, they are absolutely never, ever going to think "oh no, what have I done?!" What they already chose to believe is that everyone by default is born comfortable with their assigned gender role, and only becomes transgender or otherwise nonconforming when exposure to the concept itself essentially poisons and warps their mind. They don't think it's "real" that anyone starts questioning their gender from an early age; they think it's a delusion planted in them by just seeing trans people at all. These people, therefore, believe your liberal ideas already "harmed" those kids by injecting them with the dreaded gender-questioning psychic virus, and they believe kids can be saved from this hideous fate if the culture they grow up in simply hides the existence of trans people as anything other than a punchline or a villain, despite the fact that decades of precisely such a culture did nothing at all to stop trans people from existing. You CANNOT reason with this mindset or appeal to its nonexistent compassion. They are not "uninformed" or "misinformed;" they've already heard all the information you could ever want to give them and they deliberately chose to reinterpret it this way. Begging them to care about trans youth is not only useless but just incites them harder, because they're already angry and disgusted with you for thinking that trans youth EXIST.

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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters

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Mammals after the KT extinction be like

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Had a realization

If the demivolute cows are human mimics, and the horns are the legs

<big> What is the head <big>

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The last giant sea reptiles like plesiosaurs and whatnot died out around 60 some million years ago and whales started evolving only 50 million years ago. In geological time that's like nothing. That's like mammals were already inquiring about the newly opened position in the middle of the funeral.

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Scrapped attempt to turn bowser into funny cow

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Had a dumb idea

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Most reduced vertebrate: elongated, eyes are gone, limbs are also gone/reduced, still generally looks like something with bones tho

Most reduced invertebrate: I am reincarnation of prehistoric fungus

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Yeah

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