godtrials
godtrials
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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If you break our long term mutual just softblock me because I’ll keep liking your posts and commenting thinking our love is timeless without even knowing any better. Don’t ever humiliate me like that I’d honestly rather you just kill me tbh
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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sophie prestigiacomo's swamp deities, sculpted from mud and algae
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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the actual tom’s diner is so bad and overpriced but the song is so good that every day in which im feeling detached i wanna go sit there and drink their stupid ugly coffee underneath a seinfeld picture.
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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Question: how long does a stick of deodorant last you?
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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Last of the Summer Wine Fumihiro Kato
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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*does the sign of the cross with the limpest wrist imaginable*
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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“The Mower” by Philip Larkin
The mower stalled, twice; kneeling, I found   A hedgehog jammed up against the blades,   Killed. It had been in the long grass. I had seen it before, and even fed it, once.   Now I had mauled its unobtrusive world   Unmendably. Burial was no help: Next morning I got up and it did not. The first day after a death, the new absence   Is always the same; we should be careful Of each other, we should be kind   While there is still time.
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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^ go read all of this & don't come back until you have. my command
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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i love deleting apps from my phone like you mean nothing to me. goodbye
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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I traded your Playstation 5- or whatever you call that beastly machine- for a hearty cup of lentil soup. Now come, eat!
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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World Population : 7,810,521,683 
just in case somebody start feelin too important
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godtrials · 3 years ago
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this is how babies stare at you on airplanes when they hear you open a candy
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