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This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

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Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

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If she’s a comedian, she’s a keeper

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*exploits every loophole in a 10-mile radius*

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Intelligence doesn’t make you less prone to taking on bad ideas, it just makes you better at defending them to other people and to yourself. Smart people can believe some truly ridiculous things, and then deploy all the reason and logic at their disposal to justify them, because a belief doesn’t begin in your mind. It begins in your feelings. 

-The Magnus Archives

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pins from the 80’s

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You’re all beautiful in your own special way

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“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to laugh at.”

— Voltaire

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ensure you make a memorable first impression by causing the lights to flicker ominously when you enter a room

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So mad he did arts & crafts…

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2020 summed up

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Please, gift me just one single second of silence, before I tear your throat out to make a present for myself instead.