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I broke my knitting sweaters tradition lightly for this one, but I simply couldnât resist. I donât get the joke, but Iâm hoping you will. Merry Christmas!
@roswellwinter

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I know how that FBI man of yours so loves you in red, so I thought Iâd make you something for that ski trip heâs planning for the two of you that the both of you might enjoy. Merry Christmas, Whitewater.
@wrenwhitewaterâÂ
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Your sweater gift of the year. I tried to make one youâd actually wear this year, since the last couple have been a bit....absurd. Itâs okay, I can admit it.Â
Hopefully, this one is actually enjoyable, Red.Â

@riotgrrrlchanâ
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As per my usual Christmas gift tradition, everyone gets a hand knitted sweater. This is yours, dearest Circe. Simple and classically beautiful, much like yourself. It hurt my colorful heart to knit something so brown, but I know it will suit you.Â
-your good pal, Oliver

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@gobblegoebel: who has two thumbs and 147 spools of yarn? This guy
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circedelfinoâ:
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Circeâs cheeks warmed with a sense of happiness, her gaze soft as she trained her eyes on his face. Sheâd been told countless times that she made people feel comfortable, like she was a safe space for them to be around and that she was easy to open up to. But for some reason, hearing that from Oliver meant the most to her, and she couldnât help the smile that played on her lips, her hand reaching out to pinch his cheeks affectionately, acknowledging what heâd said without bringing it up again. âIâm pretty sure that dog was a boy,â she practically cooed, a soft giggle leaving the back of her throat as she settled in beside him, leaning her weight against his side. âI donât trust you in my kitchen. I donât trust him in my kitchen, either; that room is my safe space. How about I make you cupcakes?â
âEh. Gender is a social contract. Taco Bell, however, is a law of nature.â he chuckled, letting her weight sink against him easily, wrapping one of his long arms around her shoulders âFine, but youâre the one missing out there. I make a mean cupcake. â Oliver reached, grabbing the grilled cheese and taking a bite âIâll decorate the cupcakes, then. Since you wonât let me bake them. Iâll draw a tiny icing version of your face on all of them.â
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âYouâre the best, oh my god,â Winter sighed dramatically, before a giggle escaped her lips and she was gesturing him to follow her in the direction of her house. âItâs super cool, and Iâm not gonna lie - makes designing websites a thousand times easier. I might know code by heart, but I donât even need it anymore.â She didnât expect him to understand what she was talking about - especially because it was certainly the kind of thing that was a âshow rather than tellâ situation. âYou wanna order Chinese? I could go for some potstickers right about now.â
âIâm not the best, but I will take the complimentâ he laughed, easily following her on the path âHonestly, itâs like you were made for your job. Like...literally.â Oliver observed, briefly letting his mind wander on the subject. It was true, Witnerâs powers paired so perfectly with her life. He wondered if there was a job out there that he was missing that his powers could be more useful for, while still going unnoticed. Luckily, the talk of potstickers brought him back to earth before he got too deep into it. âOh, I have the Chinese restaurant on speed dial. They know me by name. â he whipped out his phone, dialing âDonât worry, I know what you want. Iâll order now and it will be there soon after we arriveâ
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fletcherliuâ:
â OPEN STARTER â¶
â¶ @roswellstartersâ /Â â HANUKKAH EVENT .
going outside in the winter months , for fletcher , could be quite the dangerous operation . if he slipped up and collided with the snow it was game over , the warmth that settled throughout his body thawing to unbearable temperatures . he couldnât stay inside forever , though , and the smell of fried food alongside the string lights all around roswellâs town centre were enough to draw him out of hiding . if only for a night . bundled up with a scarf , beanie and a thick jacket he was protected from the snowfall as best he could , thick leather boots crunching against half-melted slush . â â yâknow hanukkah was celebrated in space back in 1993 ?? they brought a travelling menorah and a driedel . obviously they couldnât light it , yâknow , with the whole gravity thing , but the thought was there . donât ask me how i know that â iâm not entirely sure myself , âÂ
Oliver was certainly not Jewish. In fact, he didnât identify with any religion in particular. So, when the holidays came around, he often found himself partaking lightly in all of the different festivities out there. As for his own place, some could say it was decorated for christmas. Though, instead of a tree, he had simply strung lights and ornaments from a skeleton figuring he still had up from Halloween. Oliver just enjoyed the festive nature of all of it. So, bundled up in one of his favorite sweaters and a freshly knitted scarf and hat, he walked alongside Fletcher. âThatâs interesting. I wonder how the dreidel spun in space.â he pondered for a moment âDid you see where one of the pilots on that new Space X flight brought a little baby yoda figurine onto the space station? The little guy just floated up on in there. And yes, I know he has an official name now but I canât stop calling him baby yoda and have no intention to. â
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kasper was straight , almost aggressively so , but there was no stopping him from throwing in a cheeky comment now and again . if anything , that played into his overly-masculine facade â it was his acceptance in being a little flirty to , well , practically everybody . â hey , iâve been arrested for less .. câmon , give me a little peek , iâm dyinâ here , â odd looks from other costume-store regulars made kasper chuckle even harder , the addition of a side eye glance from the store owner causing his stomach to ache ; if the laughter from the evening didnât leave him with a six pack , what was even the point ?? â next time you need to wear a hula skirt and a coconut bra . youâve got the rack for that , â maybe he was just hoping to see a little gonk hair .
If Kasper was aggressively straight, Oliver was aggressively...somewhere in the middle. In truth, it was rare for him to feel any kind of romantic or sexual attraction to anyone. But he had found that in the past gender had never been a deciding factor in that. He was, however, incredibly difficult to embarrass. So while he had no sort of sexual feelings towards Kasper, and he knew the other felt the same, he also felt no shame in making a few insinuating comments and jokes. âOh, do they have one here? I think we need to try that out. You might be right, Iâm rocking at least a C cup up here. With a little padding I could be...I dunno, Pamela Anderson or some shit.â
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Claudia was pretty sure her look was stuck on dumbstruck. The face did not match the voice but in a good way. This should be considered a damn crime she thought and shook her head. If she wasnât in trouble before she was now. She had to pull herself together back to being professional otherwise her reputation would take a hit. âIt is so nice to meet you. Itâs nice to put a face to your nicely worded email. You? A creep? No. Trust me you donât look anything like the ones Iâve met.â Her eyes glanced at the camera and smiled. âDid you want to get started? We can head to the other room thereâs chairs and stuff.â
Oliver smiled warmly at her, sensing her anxieties. He tried not to pry into her thoughts, did his best to shut them out entirely, but he still got snippets enough to know that she was embarrassed. Embarrassment was a concept foreign to him. âI think I only look like a creep when I wear purple. For some reason that color brings out the creep in me.â he joked, hoping to ease the tension âLuckily, Iâm wearing green today and just look like my usual, harmless self.â Oliver gestured for her to enter the other room first. He wouldâve held open a door had there been one. âChairs might be for the best. Itâs a lot more difficult to trip and fall out of a chair. Though, I must say from experience, not entirely impossible.â
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Oliver did not typically do much portrait photography. In fact, outside of stories he did that revolved around people, he rarely captured them in his photos at all, especially not as the subject. But there was still a part of him, perhaps the piece of him that still nagged at the back of his mind that he was self taught and would, therefore, need to continue learning endlessly to keep up with others, that reminded him he should give it a shot every once in a while. While is why he was now perched in front of Wren with an incredibly pleading look in his eye. âI promise, if you model for me for this shoot, Iâll model for you whenever you need. Iâll do anything outside of nudes. No one needs to see my pasty white ass under studio lighting.â
@wrenwhitewaterâÂ
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Surprisingly this was NOT the worst position she had been caught in. Leave it to her to be in such an unladylike position when her eyes caught sight of someone who was actually cute. Internally she wanted that light fixture up top to come down on her to save her from this embarrassment. âOh god.â She murmured softly as she picked herself up and let out a cross between nervous and bashful laughter. âThe floor seems to have wanted me on my knees today. Phew.â Curse this floor a million times and after she composed herself enough not to cry out of pure embarrassment she smiled up at the male. âHi. You must beâŠâ Her brain was also in cahoots with the floor when it stopped working and failed to remember guyâs name. Great first impression, Clau, great. âItâs been a long day.â Her shoulders slump over as her hand outstretches to greet him. âLetâs start over. Iâm Claudia.â ( @goebelorgohomeâ)
Since Oliver worked freelance, and now that he was where he was at in his career, paired with also being a person who wasnât driven by money or success, he only took on stories and projects he was legitimately interested in. A lover of all things creative, he had taken an interest in the new architect shaking things up around town quite early on, and the more projects he watched her pick up, the more his interest grew. Finally, he had reached out to her about doing a story on her and her projects. So now, here he was, camera around his neck, recorder and notebook in the messenger bag slung around his torso, watching as she found her way to her feet, struggling not to laugh at her thoughts, even though some of them made him blush. âNo worries, Claudia. Iâm Oliver. The one who emailed you like a creepâÂ
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thighs, ankles, feet
Thighs: Â Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Not fat, but several times people have called me ugly. Or thought me ugly. I get it a lot, honestly. I donât see it. I think Iâm pretty handsome.Â
Ankles: Â Have you ever been arrested?
Surprisingly, no. I have gotten a few light warnings in my day, though.Â
Feet: Â Favorite pair of shoes?
Iâve worn the same pair of converse every day of my life since I was 24. Theyâre absolutely destroyed but I just canât bear to part with them.Â
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Eyes: Â What is your favorite show to watch?
Oh! Iâm a sucker for a baking show. Great British Bake Off is the current favorite.Â
Nose: Â What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Circe has made me a changed man. Iâm all about herbs and oils and shit now. I really enjoy eucalyptus.Â
Hands: Â Are you an artist/writer?
Some may hesitate to call me an artist, but I certainly make a lot of art. Or, perhaps, crafts. depnds on how you look at it.Â
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Chest: Â Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
I donât think so. I care for people in that way, but I question if I would actually have the facilities with which to keep a child alive.Â
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deadflwcrsâ:
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SHEâS MINDLESSLY DRAWING, which is something the blonde does often. Picking out a random face in the room ( the prettiest, in her opinion ) and doodling away had always been one of her favorite hobbies. She keeps her sketchbook close on the table, her cup of tea still warm beside her. When Callieâs gaze leaves the paper to look at the person once again, she finds them staring right back at her. Silently cursing herself out of embarrassment, she gives them a small smile before handling them the doodle â it was the least she could do. â Iâm sorry. I really didnât mean to stare. â Callie apologizes, her accent thick.
Running on exclusively fried pickles and caffeine, Oliver was in the cafe for the fourth time in the last 30 or so hours, sipping on his double shot of espresso while his face was buried in his camera screen, his fingers working the keyboard relentlessly. He had made a point to quiet his brain as much as possible, no easy feat, so he hadnât even noticed Callie staring at him util he saw the paper slide towards him. At first he was confused, but he quickly caught himself up, grinning âWell, thank you. Itâs beautiful. And no worries, Iâm used to staring.â he extended his hand âOliver. Pardon my appearance, I just crawled out of my cave. Reverse hibernation, yâknow?â
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HOLDEN FLIPS THROUGH the pages of the recent novel he had picked up to read, mind focused solely on the words of the page, when the door of his bookstore opens and the vague sound of someoneâs thoughts slips through his mind before he shoves it away. Removing himself from the comfortable way he was sitting, Holden soon finds the costumer. â Oh, hello. â A tight lipped but polite smile on his face. â What can I do for you today ? And please donât tell me youâre looking for the new Stephen King book â I swear thatâs all people read these days. â
There werenât many parts of the town left that hadnât be regularly frequented by Oliver. And there werenât many that had lived there long that hadnât met him at least once. Holden was no different. In fact, the two had a unique sort of bond, both having the same alien power. It hadnât taken long for them each to figure it out, given the nature of the power itself, and theyâd both worked together to improve their skills. So, when Oliver waltzed ito the bookstore, he wasnât shocked to see the familiar face. âNo. Iâve read all the Stephen King I need for life, Iâm pretty sure. I read like everything he had out when I was 13 or so. Thought I was really cool for it, too. Then kept myself up with nightmares for weeks.â Oliver laughed, âIâm actually looking for poetry. Itâs not really my thing, but I need some snippets for a project, figured this was the best place to find some.â
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