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[goggles-varian]

Since @blondebitch7k is in denial about th claims that he is a stick of string cheese in human disguise whose hair remained cheesy, can you confirm or deny this statement?

I'm literally the biggest Hugo is a cheese string in human disguise supporter in the world. Ask @blondebitch7k yourself!

[goggles-varian]

Okay, I'll do that as soon as possible! Maybe we could even read it together before bed tonight, if you'd like?

ANd if you say so. I'll try my best to be prepared for everything, so don't be surprised if Yong comes up to you, asking for your favourite spices or candles or whatever because I mean it when I say I'll try and exhaust everything.

I just want to keep our day as perfect as you are and live up to your standard. But I guess you think I'm always at your standard. Which I'm obviously honoured by but it doesn't mean I'll stop trying.

And thanks, babe. I really do appreciate it. I love you more than anything, don't you forget that.

Since the proposal asks are back.... You gonna drop any part of your plan or surprise us

Nope. I don't trust you anons, you'll just have to wait

[goggles-varian]

Wow. Pulling out the full name. What a copycat.

A gay water a day keeps the therapy away!

Drink up!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Perfect! *chugs gallons of gay water*

[goggles-varian]

I genuinely don't think so. All the VAT7K characters are iconic in their own ways imo.

AND YES LET'S JUST GET RID OF HIM

EASY PEASY >:)

Why was my first thought you when I saw this-?

I'm very concerned for my well being now (also I wanna smoke a fag the British way)

[goggles-varian]

IT DOES COUNT!!! It's the point I've been fighting for this whole time!!!

Hugo spotted in the wild

🖕

[goggles-varian]

I KNOW BUT IT'S THE FIRST THING THAT CAME INTO MY MIND!!! It was similar to this passage in this gay book that @starprincessnuru recommended me and it made me think of us so I said it! But no matter, that isn't the problem at hand. *sigh* I just really don't want to ruin this for us Hugo, I mean, we only get one shot at this. If I fuck up now, it'll haunt me at night for the rest of my years. ANd even if you don't hate me, I know it'll make me hate myself infinitely more for the rest of forever. So.... yeah.

Since the proposal asks are back.... You gonna drop any part of your plan or surprise us

Nope. I don't trust you anons, you'll just have to wait

[goggles-varian]

MORE LIKE THAT WAITRESS HAS EYES AND YOU'RE INDENIAL BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST RATS!!!

[goggles-varian]

I'm letting you drink your gay water so you should be happy, Hugo Rottewange!

A gay water a day keeps the therapy away!

Drink up!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Perfect! *chugs gallons of gay water*

[goggles-varian]

BUT WHAT IF I SAW SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY SHITTY LIKE ...OH. JUST IMAGINE IT. HUGO

*imitating hugo* "I want to live with you for the for the rest of my days because you are the point of every story. The ending of my days lie with you, so Varian Ruddiger, would you make me the happiest man/woman I know?

oh.

IMAGINE IT HUGO!! I'D HATE ME FOREVER. NO MATTER THAT YOU LOVE ME, IT'S STILL ABSOLUTE SHITE TO SAY. YOU CAN'T PROMISE YOUR LOVE FOREVER IF I FUCK UP YOUR PROPOSAL!

Since the proposal asks are back.... You gonna drop any part of your plan or surprise us

Nope. I don't trust you anons, you'll just have to wait

[goggles-varian]

YOU LITERALLY ARE! Babe, think about it. A rat in the streets..... You...... all the same once you get to the bottom of it

Hugo spotted in the wild

🖕

[goggles-varian]

I used to get a bit pissed at you cus of it but I guess I just gave up arguing with you about it cus it makes you happy and that's all i want <3

A gay water a day keeps the therapy away!

Drink up!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Perfect! *chugs gallons of gay water*

[goggles-varian]

...Well the waitress seems to disagree..... you know. Maybe to people who haven't been brainwashed by you, like I have, you really are just a gay rat.

[goggles-varian]

I DON'T WANT SURPRISES THEN I'LL MESS UP AND SAY THE WRONG THING OR GIVE THE WRONG REACTION AND YOU'LL HATE ME, RESCIND YOUR DECLARATION OF LOVE AND NEVER LOVE ME OR TALK TO ME EVR AGAIN, PLEASE HUGO I NEED A HEADS UP

Since the proposal asks are back.... You gonna drop any part of your plan or surprise us

Nope. I don't trust you anons, you'll just have to wait

[goggles-varian]

You should be in an advert for gay water. You drink it so much that you might as well put it to good use!

A gay water a day keeps the therapy away!

Drink up!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Perfect! *chugs gallons of gay water*

[goggles-varian]

I'm sorry but I wouldn't be surprised if you were a rat in your past life. I mean, you're literally a human version of a rat right now, soooooo

Hugo spotted in the wild

🖕

[goggles-varian]

Imagine falling for the same guy multiple times 😂 (us anons and your boyfriend will NEVER let you live that down)

And I'll fall for him over and over again, I don't care how where or when, no matter how long it's been he's mine~

[goggles-varian]

Okay.... well you do trust me so why don't you tell me, my love?

Since the proposal asks are back.... You gonna drop any part of your plan or surprise us

Nope. I don't trust you anons, you'll just have to wait