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Heck I sure hope so
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love playing with a girl's tits while she's topping me and she starts growling and going faster. like oh shit this thing has multiple gears??
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it's fishposting tuesday everyone !!
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Shout out to my dedicated fanbase
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why the FUCK are garlic knots SO GOOD
Like forget sex, winning football, marriage, euphoria, the second coming of Christ, the rapture, the purge, whatever the hell the end of Narnia was like hiking forever with Jesus, etc etc
please i would give up being omnipotent and all-powerful to have a steady supply of garlic knots
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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
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you're not
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
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Thank you @thin-mint-75 and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
I will learn how to do cool butterfly tricks with my robot hand and/or I will inadvertently hurt myself and others
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'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though
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Today's aesthetic is magewave









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my lil gay frends in da cmputer :3
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